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christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

bison round roast or 3 lbs buffalo roast, lipton onion soup mix, potatoes , cut into cubes, onion, sliced, green pepper, sliced (i don tsp use this), carrots, peeled and cut in 1 inch cubes

reduced sodium black beans, drained, salsa, fresh cilantro, chopped (i don tsp use this), red onion, finely chopped, orange peel, grated, lime juice, ground cumin, banana, sliced, orange, sectioned, red leaf lettuce (optional), feta cheese, crumbled (optional)

water (veg version) or 7 1/2 cups prepared chicken stock (non veg version), fresh coriander , roots clipped with about two inches stems (root has the basic flavor), lemon , zest of, grated a, peppercorns, gingerroot, skin, salt, prepared stock (from the above ingredients), salt, beans (almost shredded), carrot (cut in round very thin slices then halve it in semi circles), mushroom (almost shredded), green portion green onion (almost shredded), garlic clove, chopped (please don tsp exceed this soup should be tasting of lemon and coriander garlic and ginger if exceeded), leaves cabbage (hard portion removed finely shredded ), spinach leaves (finely shredded ), coriander leaves (cilantro), coriander leaves (cilantro), lemon juice, sugar, msg, white pepper or 3 green chilies, finely shredded, cornflour, water (for mixing cornflour), shredded cooked chicken (if using non veg version)

oil, onions, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, lean ground beef, whole tomatoes, beef stock mix, water, paprika, orange bell peppers, chopped, potatoes, cubed

chicken breast halves, cut in bite sized pieces, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, sliced mushrooms (drained ), seasoning salt, black pepper, cream of chicken soup, milk, butter (chef s choice) or 1/3 cup margarine (chef s choice), uncooked instant rice, water

ground beef, onion, chopped, cheddar cheese, shredded, pork and beans, barbecue sauce, biscuits , premade, french-fried onions

knorrs hollandaise sauce mix, unsalted butter, milk, lemon juice, pepper (depending on the brand of hollandaise sauce, ingredients or measurement might be different), fresh mushrooms, sliced, chopped onions, lasagna noodles, cooked, boneless chicken breasts, cooked and thinly sliced, salt and pepper, dried basil (i don tsp measure this, i just sprinkle it to taste), dried oregano (i don tsp measure this, i just sprinkle to taste), shredded mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan cheese, fresh asparagus , cooked tender crisp,canned works well too,but it more mushy than fresh.

soy sauce, sugar, sesame oil (use less if you don tsp like this or use olive oil), garlic - minced, asparagus, sesame seeds

cooked yam (this is not what the americans sweet potato ), onion grated, marg, milk, eggs separated, grated cheese, salt & pepper to taste

instant chocolate pudding mix, prepared, cool whip, graham cracker pie crust (or chocolate or what you like), cream , redi whip (optional), chocolate bar (optional)

certified angus beef eye round, fresh (original recipe calls for any type of roasting beef), garlic salt, dehydrated onion, garlic powder, black pepper, white pepper (optional), paprika, peas and carrots (original recipe calls for fresh carrots and ), black beans, tomato sauce or 1/2 cup tomato paste, salsa, marsala wine, vegetable broth (your choice ) or 1 (14 oz) can beef broth (your choice), burgundy wine, potatoes (if you like , you can use either, see instructions below) or 5 -6 small red (if you like , you can use either, see instructions below)

lentils (calls for 1 lb ground beef in the cookbook), sea salt, pepper, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, cornstarch (or potato flour), plain unsweetened soymilk (approx, see directions ), plain unsweetened soymilk, cornstarch (originally called for flour but is better for this imo), salt and pepper, to taste, onions, finely chopped

mazola corn oil, diced pork steak, chopped onion, salt, pepper, chopped celery, water, drained lachoy bean sprouts, cold water, cornstarch, lachoy soy sauce, sugar (optional, i don tsp use this )

flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, unsweetened applesauce, soymilk, lemon extract (depends on how lemony you like it) or 1/2-1 tsp lemon juice (depends on how lemony you like it), white vinegar, earth balance margarine (its vegan. if you don tsp have this, you can use 2 tbsp. olive oil), vanilla extract, frozen blueberries, oats (large flake looks best), brown sugar, cinnamon

wonton wrappers (or samosa patties), spring onions , shoots, oil (for deep frying), prawns, shelled and deveined and washed thoroughly (300 g.), button mushrooms, sliced, spring onions, chopped fine, stalk celery, chopped, soya sauce (black if avlbl), garlic paste, cilantro leaves, chopped, fish sauce (i don tsp use this), black pepper (10 g), cornflour (10 g), ginger paste (5g), green chilies, chopped (you can tone this down if you so wish), salt