anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying ...
a.a. milne
j. eason
eat caramels rather than chocolate creams' calories are worked off by extra chewing...
what you eat standing up doesn'tsp count...
coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts....
there are no calories in what you eat off of other people's plates...
crumble up your cookies. cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies
there is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears....
health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding!)
there are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children's leftovers....
diet coke cancels out french fries...
if no 1 sees you eat it.....you didn'tsp