38902 pigs blankets sausage christmas trimmings Recipes

sausages , such as chipolata or 1 lb chipolata sausage, separated into smaller, streaky bacon, cocktail stick

pork sausage, cold, brewed coffee, dark brown sugar, white sugar, eggs, beaten, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, self-rising flour, chopped walnuts, golden raisins, raisins

foot, pigs tails (optional), onion, stalks celery, stalks green onions, bell pepper, dry pinto beans or 2 cups kidney beans, rinsed, chicken bouillon cubes, beef bouillon cubes, relish (optional), minced garlic, salt, pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sausage, bread , torn into pieces, shredded monterey jack cheese, eggs, milk, salt, pepper, shredded cheddar cheese

vegetable oil, all purpose flour, celery stalks, coarsely chopped, onions, coarsely chopped, green bell peppers, chopped, bay leaves, salt, dried oregano, crumbled, cayenne pepper, clam juice, tomatoes, drained, chopped, smoked andouille or kielbasa sausage, halved lengthwise,sliced 1/4 inch thick, okra, trimmed , cut crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices, uncooked medium shrimp, peeled, deveined, freshly cooked long-grain rice, tomatoes, seeded, diced

sausages, cooking oil, red onion, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, ground cumin, red capsicum, diced, diced tomatoes, lentils, rinsed & drained, chicken stock or 1/2 cup water, zucchini, diced, spinach, trimmed & chopped

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

sausage (i used jimmy dean), hot sausage (i used jimmy dean), chicken broth, cream of chicken soup, cream of celery soup, yellow onion, finely chopped, frozen southern style hash brown potatoes, milk , to thin

sausage, crackers, crushed, eggs, divided, milk, onion, apple

pigs tail, bay leaves, cayenne pepper, vinegar, tomato sauce, garlic cloves, crushed, teriyaki sauce, soya sauce

pigs tail, salt, butter, stock, egg yolks, lightly beaten, chopped chives, green pepper, de-seeded & chopped, hot pepper sauce

vegetable oil, bleached all-purpose flour, chopped yellow onions, seeded and chopped green bell peppers, chopped celery, salt, cayenne, bay leaves, minced garlic, vegetable oil, quail , about 3 1/2 oz each, breastbones removed, essence , recipe follows, chicken stock, smoked sausage , cut crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices, chopped green onions ( scallions), green parts only, chopped fresh parsley leaves, steamed white rice , for serving, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried oregano, dried thyme

sausage, eggs beaten, milk, bread cut into 1/2 inch cubes, shredded cheddar, dry mustard, salt, pepper

sausage, casing removed, unsalted butter, leeks, trimmed, washed & cut in 1/2-inch moons, celery ribs, finely chopped, granny smith apples, cored, peeled & cut into 1/2-inch pieces, dried thyme, salt, pepper, cubed day-old white bread, low sodium chicken broth, half-and-half, chopped parsley

lard, all purpose flour, celery stalks, peeled and chopped, onions, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, bay leaves, salt, dried oregano, crumbled, cayenne pepper, clam juice, cajun style diced tomatoes, smoked andouille sausage , halved lengthwise, sliced 1/4 inch thick, okra, trimmed , cut crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices, gulf shrimp, uncooked, peeled and deveined, fresh tomatoes, seeded, diced, grain rice, cooked

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.