71033 christmas not nut roast ahead Recipes

olive oil, onion, diced, garlic cloves, crushed, field mushrooms, finely chopped, raw cashews, brazil nuts, grated cheddar cheese, grated parmesan cheese, egg, lightly beaten, fresh chives, chopped, fresh breadcrumb, olive oil, onion, finely chopped, garlic clove, crushed, tomatoes, chopped, tomato paste, caster sugar, water

brussels sprout, cut in half, extra virgin olive oil, salt, garlic cloves, chopped, pine nuts , roasted, bacon , cut into lardons- use thick slices

oil or 2 tbsp margarine, onions, chopped fine, raw cashews, bread, soup stock (or water), salt and pepper, nutmeg, lemon juice, bread cubes, toasted, margarine, melted but not hot, chopped onion, chopped celery, thyme, marjoram, sage, parsley, chopped, salt

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

olive oil, green pepper, very finely chopped, leek, very finely chopped, carrot, very finely chopped, onion, very finely chopped, celery rib, very finely chopped, mushrooms, very finely diced, egg, lightly beaten, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, dried breadcrumbs

sorghum flour, xanthan gum, tapioca flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, enjoy life not nuts, eggs or 1 egg, substitute, rice milk, vegetable oil, vanilla

pitted dates, chopped, candied pineapple, chopped, brazil nuts , coarsley chopped, almonds, lightly toasted (8 oz), flour, baking soda, cinnamon, salt, butter, room temperature (no subs!), sugar, eggs, vanilla

pork butt roast (shoulder roast), olive oil, shelled pumpkin seeds, shelled pistachio nuts, roasted pine nuts, poblano peppers, onion, quartered, chili powder, ground cinnamon, ground cumin, salt, tamarind paste, dark cane or corn syrup, distilled white vinegar, olive oil, chicken stock, heavy cream, butter, granny smith apples, cored, peeled and small diced, ground cinnamon, brown sugar, salt, freshly ground black pepper, grated monterey jack cheese, corn tortillas , fried in a taco shell and season with salt

roasted fresh tomato, tomato juice, roasted chilies, any type (spicy or not ), onion , roasted, salt , to taste, aged dark balsamic vinegar, garlic cloves, roasted, lime juice, sugar, fresh cilantro, liquid smoke

roasted red pepper, pine nuts , roasted, garlic cloves, minced, kosher salt, lemon juice, parmesan cheese, grated (reserve about 2 tbsp), extra virgin olive oil, sea scallops (large to jumbo work best ), butter, extra virgin olive oil, kosher salt , to taste, white wine

linguine, dry, heavy cream, unsalted butter, cream cheese, parmesan cheese, grated, fresh not canned, roasted garlic, pureed, black pepper, bacon, cooked & crumbled, parsley, for color

brown sugar, red onion, sliced, apple cider vinegar, lettuce (it calls for escarol but i used mixed greens), pine nuts , roasted, blue cheese, crumbled, salt and pepper

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

oil or 2 tbsp margarine, onions, chopped fine, garlic cloves, minced, raw cashews, bread, stock or 1 cup water, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, nutmeg, lemon juice, bread cubes, toasted, margarine, melted (but not hot ), chopped onion, chopped celery, thyme, marjoram, sage, fresh parsley, chopped

prime rib roast (de-boned and wrapped), garlic salt, pepper , let sit for about 1 hour (try to reach about room temp.)

olive oil, garlic cloves, sliced, red pepper flakes, pine nuts, roasted red pepper, diced, onion, chopped, dry white wine, chicken stock, salt, black pepper, pasta (i used bow ties), parmesan cheese, freshly grated

cashew nuts roasted in sea salt, oil (i use smart balance), shelled roasted sunflower seeds

picked cilantro leaves, minced garlic, roasted pine nuts, roasted walnuts, parmesan cheese, salt and pepper, olive oil, or enough to make a paste