105 taste better Recipes

unsalted butter, softened, turbinado sugar, vanilla, salt (heaping), eggs, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, baking soda, white chocolate chunks (chips will do, but chunks are better for texture and taste), macadamia nuts (chopped coarsely ), macadamia nuts (whole )

lean ground meat, onion, chopped, bell pepper, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, minced garlic, whole kernel corn, drained, red potatoes, peeled and sliced into 1/4 inch rounds, cream of mushroom soup, individually wrapped american cheese (2/3 oz each), salt, black pepper, red pepper

rice (any kind you like i prefer batsmati), orzo pasta (spaghetti broken in to half inch pieces will work), safflower or other oil, granulated garlic, granulated onion, poultry seasoning, dry parsley, tumeric, oregano or other herbs you like, salt and pepper taste, chicken or vegetable broth, water

egg, honey, flour, salt, brown sugar, ground ginger, baking soda, butter ( tastes better) or 3/4 cup shortening ( tastes better), ground cinnamon

caster sugar, golden syrup, butter, milk (whole tastes better but semi-skimmed and skimmed work), scotch whisky (no need to use the good stuff here)

flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, salt, olive oil, sugar , plus, sugar, oranges , juice and zest of, plus enough extra, fresh orange juice, in total, brandy (but the tastes better!) or 1/2 cup water (but the tastes better!), golden raisin, walnuts, roughly chopped, toasted

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

pasta, of your choice (i like thin spaghetti , angel hair or 1/2 lb elbow macaroni), eggs, butter (or more to taste. tastes better than margarine, but you may use margarine)

buttermilk biscuits (10 ct), pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit), cheese (colby or monterey jack or mozzarella, grated taste better ), egg, beaten, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, pizza sauce

egg noodles (cooked ), butter, onion (chopped ), celery (sliced thin or medium), half-and-half cream or 1 1/2 cups whole milk, chicken broth, cream cheese (cubed ), velveeta cheese (cubed ), parmesan cheese, lipton recipe secrets vegetable soup mix, salt (or to taste), ground black pepper (or to taste), tuna (drained , or 1 package. of immitation crab tastes great with this recipe, as well)

canned chicken, drained, apple, sliced and chopped small, shredded carrot, sliced celery (to personal taste), red grapes, sliced in half, mayonnaise or 1 cup ranch dressing, chopped and toasted pecans, leaves lettuce, sliced cucumber, bread , for sandwiches

macaroni , cooked about half way, cheese sauce (see recipe below ), shredded cheddar cheese, breadcrumbs (fresh , if time allows), flour, butter, milk (warmed over low heat until small bubbles begin to form), salt, pepper (freshly ground tastes best to me), shredded cheese (i use cheddar)

caster sugar, golden syrup, butter, milk (whole tastes better but semi-skimmed and skimmed work), scotch whisky

meufchatel (low fat cream cheese), softened, light sour cream, artichoke hearts, undrained (you can buy marinaded artichokes as well, for an extra twang), roasted red peppers, drained, more colves of garlic (you can never have too much garlic), parmesan cheese , finally graded (the fresh stuff tastes better, but you can use the canned stuff too), frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry, pepper to taste

caster sugar, golden syrup, butter, milk (whole tastes better but semi-skimmed and skimmed work), drops vanilla extract (vanilla essence will also work)

low-fat tortilla chips or 10 -12 non-fat tortilla chips, frozen veggie crumbles (or frozen cooked lean ground beef, if you aren tsp vegetarian), black beans (fat free if you want) or 1/2 cup refried (fat free if you want) or 1/2 cup refried beans (fat free if you want), light cream cheese (neufchatel tastes better!) or 2 tbsp neufchatel cheese (neufchatel tastes better!), roma tomato , juice and seeds removed, diced, hot sauce (to taste), red onions (optional) or 1/2 white onion, diced (optional), jalapeno, diced (optional), green peppers (optional) or 1/2-1 red pepper, chopped (optional), black olives (optional) or 1/2-1 cup green olives, sliced (optional), romaine lettuce, shredded , to taste (optional), sour cream , to taste (optional), salsa , to taste (optional), cumin , to taste (optional), kosher salt , to taste (optional)

sweetened condensed milk, lemon juice (fresh squeezed tastes better )

please layer all items in serving, crushed pineapple, frozen peaches, white cake mix, frozen peaches, golden raisins (they look and taste better), pecans (optional), brown sugar, butter, melted