29124 quick easy artisan swedish christmas Recipes

quick & easy chicken , broccoli & brown rice, prep : 5 min. cook: 25 min. stand: 5 min. makes 4 servings, vegetable oil, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, condensed cream of chicken soup (regular, 98% fat free or healthy request), water, paprika, ground black pepper, minute brown rice, uncooked, fresh or frozen broccoli flowerets

ground beef, barbecue sauce, quick oats, uncooked, onion, chopped finely, egg, beaten

quick and easy tiramisu (well..easier: ) ), ladyfingers, split, divided, instant coffee, granulated sugar, boiling water, cream cheese, softened, granulated sugar, almond-flavored liqueur or brandy (optional), frozen non-dairy whipped topping, thawed, unsweetened cocoa powder

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

quick-cooking grits, not instant, water, egg white, bell pepper, chopped, celery, chopped, mushroom, chopped, onion, chopped, fresh ground black pepper, mrs. dash seasoning mix , original blend

quick-cooking grits, quick-cooking grits, water, corn (fresh or frozen ), velveeta cheese , shreds (found in the cheese section), salt and pepper

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

hot tap water, cold orange juice, granulated yeast, kosher salt, honey (recommend nunaturals morefiber stevia baking blend) or 1/4 cup stevia (recommend nunaturals morefiber stevia baking blend), ground aniseed, ground cardamom, orange zest, rye flour, unbleached all-purpose flour, cornstarch, wash (blend 1/2 tsp cornstarch with a small amount of water using a fork, add 1/2 cup water and micro), ground aniseed, ground cardamom, brown sugar

martha white quick and easy cheddar garlic biscuit mix, chopped pepperoni, dried basil leaves, red pepper (cayenne), milk

dried swedish brown beans, water, salt, white vinegar, molasses, brown sugar, butter, nutmeg, cinnamon stick

brown sugar, granulated sugar, milk, vanilla, cocoa powder, quick cooking oats, peanut butter, butter

pork tenderloin, kikkoman quick & easy marinade or 1/3 cup garlic and herb marinade or 1/3 cup toasted sesame marinade or 1/3 cup honey & mustard marinade or 1/3 cup gourmet teriyaki marinade

canola oil, confetti vegetable mix from walmart (chopped broccoli, cauliflower, radish & cabbage), uncle ben s 2 minute long grain rice, quick & easy asian sauce (separate recipe )

zucchini-potato soup - fast and easy, this is a quick and easy, as well as delicious soup for anytime of the year, chicken broth, zucchini (4 small), thinly sliced, potato, thinly sliced, onion, thinly sliced, eggs, lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste, in a large saucepan , bring the broth to a boil. add the zucchini, potato, and onion. reduce the heat and simmer, covered, for 15 minutes., in a small bowl, beat the eggs. add the lemon juice and 1/2 cup of the broth. stir into the soup. increase the heat to medium and heat for 1 minute, stirring constantly; do not boil. season to taste with salt and pepper and serve immediately., be careful when adding the lemon juice and eggs - to prevent curdling - temper by beating the eggs in a small bowl, adding the lemon juice and then add 1/2 cup. of the hot broth (after it has simmered the 15 min.); stir to blend; slowly add to hot soup., when soup is done , transfer to blender and puree until smooth.

quick oats (not instant ), walnuts, chopped, shredded coconut, raisins (or chopped dates), bananas, mashed, unsweetened applesauce (optional), date sugar (optional)

artisan bread, any type but sweet preferred , cut into bite sized pieces, milk , skim preferred, cardamom, cinnamon

quick brown rice (not instant ), black beans - drained and rinsed, tomatoes, cumin, fresh cilantro to taste, sour cream to taste - optional