90 made it Recipes

low fat 1% cottage cheese, fresh unsweetened raspberries or 1 1/2 cups frozen unsweetened raspberries, thawed, vanilla, unflavored gelatin (1 envelope), sugar, skim milk or 1/2 cup 1% low-fat milk, eggs, ready made chocolate crumb crusts, fresh raspberry , opt for garnish, mint leaf , opt for garnish

rice flour, tapioca flour, guar gum (optional, i have made it without and it s fine) (optional) or 1/4 tsp xanthan gum (optional, i have made it without and it s fine) (optional), sugar, cocoa, egg, milk or 3 tbsp soy, oil, chocolate chips (optional), drops vanilla essence (optional)

butter, flour, onion, chopped, red bell pepper, finely chopped, celery stalks, finely chopped, minced garlic, ground cayenne pepper (or more , we like it hot), chicken andouille sausage(4 links) halved, quartered and sliced into bite size pieces (i used trader joes brand), dried thyme, marjoram, chicken broth (approx.) i used my own stock, just poured in what i wanted, have made it with swanson before - about 3 cans, i also threw in my leftover chicken, chopped (not necessary though), file powder (optional, not necessary )

lime juice (i have made it with up to 1/2 cup as well), tequila (i have used up to 2 ), pepper, salt (i use kosher), boneless skinless chicken breasts

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

eggs (if you want you can use just egg whites (for my tortilla i use them and it tasted as good as the normal whole scrambled ) use about 9 egg whites), mushrooms ., polony sausages (or any sausage you like), guacamole (we made it using 3 avocados, 2 tomatoes, chili sauce, salt, pepper and 1 1/2 tbsp of light sour cream), grated cheese (we use tasty), flour tortillas

shredded cabbage and carrots from ready-to-eat package, poured loosely into a measuring cup and settled down ever so lightly with the finger tips., apple grated , should make 1 cup (i prefer brae-burn for its crispness), grated fresh onion (more is not better .), miracle whip (half the fat of mayo.), milk, level tsp sugar, salt

maple syrup, dijon mustard, balsamic vinegar, chopped fresh rosemary, garlic, minced, orange zest (i made it 1 tsp.), pepper, lamb loin chops (1 1/4-inch thick )

water, pickling salt, saltpeter , i made it without and it was fine (optional), boneless pork butt , tied (i used the latter) or 8 lbs pork loin roast (i used the latter), bay leaves, whole black peppercorns, whole allspice

white home-made italian bread ,cut into cubes, beef suet, leaf lettuce if you have it ,if not two heads of head lettuce, very little romaine, bacon,cooked, dry mustard, fresh ground black pepper, fresh ground sea salt, juice of 1 garlic clove, swiss cheese,grated, she never used parmesan cheese ,stating that it was gritty on a cold salad and spoiled the whole salad), dressing, raw eggs, olive oil, juice of 2 lemons, worcestershire sauce

cherry pie, by edra ward, time for memories, cherry pie . . ., brown crust and spice and sugar, jucie fruit , piled high., twas baked in the big oven, along with three or four, thier wonderful aroma, came floating out the door ., we watched through all the making, often got a taste . . ., was so delicious, not 1 must go to waste., helped to pick the cherries, that made it extra good, carried in the wood ., we saw the dough mixed quickly, how fast the rolling pin, smoothed it out, so nice and round, just right to fit the tin., firm deft fingers worked, soon each crimson sphere, was ready to be covered, sugar and spice., top would then be dotted, cinnamon , here and there, latticed upper crust, was put in place with care., when twas time for dinner, how everyone would beam, as grandma cut the cherry pie, pour the rich thick cream ., filling for cherry pie, into your favorite unbaked piecrust , place the filling, sugar, cornstarch, salt, cherry juice, red coloring

your favorite hot tamales or 1 can of tamales, cream style corn, chili powder, egg (have made it with 2 s), grated cheese (you can make it as cheesy as you like)

uncooked prawns , thawed under running luke warm water, lactancia garlic butter, drops tabasco sauce (or as desired hotness increases so does the tobasco amount), cajun spices, to taste (i use club house variety ), seasoning salt (i have made it with larwry s or hy s), fresh bread , ripped into big chunks

tomato paste, garlic powder, sugar, oregano, basil, english muffins (i used homemade potato buns, but have made it with too!), pepperoni, chopped yellow peppers, chopped red peppers, pre-shredded mozzarella cheese

chopped onion, diced celery, butter or 1/2 cup of margarine, poultry seasoning, rubber sage, salt, a dash of ground black pepper, water or chicken broth (i prefer the chicken broth but you can use either), dried bread crumbs (10 to 12 slices of bread, cubed and *dried over night), if you dont want to leave the bread over night toast the bread in the toaster, it works just as well and is alot faster.

bread flour, yeast, wheat flour, sugar, salt, dried herb (thyme or mixed italian or herbes de provence-- i added more), water (i used some of the liquid from the container of olives along with the ), olive oil, pitted and chopped olives (recipe said black, i used a mixture from the supermarket olive bar and made it 1/2 cup,and varied the size of the pieces so there would be a few big chunks)

red bell peppers, fresh green chilies (anaheim), fresh jalapeno chilies (1 oz prepared ), boneless skinless chicken breast, olive oil (not in original recipe, but this is how i made it), garlic cloves, minced, ground cumin (to taste), fresh cilantro, chopped, salt and pepper, flour tortillas, 6-7 inch warm, lime wedges and sour cream (to garnish)

butter (do not substitute), blueberries (i have made it with both fresh and frozen), bisquick, egg, milk