158676 cup steamed christmas sauce Recipes

self-rising flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, beaten, melted butter, prepared mincemeat pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, pumpkin puree, sour cream, cream cheese, sugar

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, dry mustard, salt, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, bone-in pork rib chops, about 1 inch thick , trimmed of excess fat or 8 pork loin, olive oil, hard alcoholic cider or 1 cup apple juice, dijon mustard or 1/4 cup creole mustard, worcestershire sauce, tomato paste, tabasco sauce or 1 -2 dash other hot pepper sauce, heavy cream

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened (not margarine), garlic, minced, cracked peppercorn, shallots or 1 tsp green onion, finely chopped, salt & fresh ground pepper, milk, sour cream or 1 cup light, horseradish sauce, red onion, finely chopped, fresh dill, chopped or 1 tsp dried dill, salt, lemon juice, sugar, garlic, minced, fresh gingerroot, finely chopped, sesame oil, soy sauce, sherry wine or 1/4 cup sake, brown sugar, cornstarch

uncooked shrimp, peeled and deveined, sesame oil, rice wine or 1/4 cup sherry wine, soy sauce, honey, garlic cloves, finely minced (or crushed ), green onions, chopped, sesame seeds, your favorite hot sauce (adjust to taste)

dried bean thread noodles (cellophane noodles), carrot , cut into thin matchsticks (about 3/4 cup), kirby cucumber , halved lengthwise, seeded, and cut into thin matchsticks (about 3/4 cup), fresh jalapeno , cut into thin matchsticks, rice vinegar (not seasoned ), sugar, fresh lime juice, divided, rice-paper rounds (also called galettes de riz; about 8 inches in diameter) plus additional in case some tear, romaine leaves , each torn into 4 pieces, packaged baked tofu , cut into 3- by 1/3-inch sticks, fresh bean sprouts, torn basil , mint, and cilantro leaves (11/2 cups total), hoisin sauce, chunky peanut butter, water

rice, chicken broth or 2 cups vegetable broth, tomato sauce, minced garlic cloves, chopped onion, oil

unsweetened pineapple juice, peanut oil or 1/2 cup vegetable oil, soy sauce, molasses, ground ginger

vegetable oil, butter or 4 tbsp margarine, divided, beef tenderloin steaks (1 inch thick ) or 2 beef tenderloin fillets (1 inch thick), chopped fresh mushrooms, chopped green onion, all-purpose flour, salt, pepper, chicken broth or 2/3 cup beef broth, browning sauce (optional)

raisins, sultana, self-raising flour, grated butter (about 115g/4oz), fresh brown breadcrumbs (from around 4 thick slices of bread), light muscovado sugar, mixed nuts, chopped plus extra to decorate, ground cinnamon, ground mixed spice, milk, egg, butter, for greasing, butter, light muscovado sugar, double cream, vanilla extract

ground suet or shortening, brown sugar, crumbled bread with crust removed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt , cinnamon & nutmeg, golden raisins, currants, seedless raisins, mixed candied peel, sliced cherries, eggs, beaten, dark molasses, brandy (or milk), grated rind & juice of 1 orange, lemon juice, mixed berry jam, chopped english walnuts, sauce for plum pudding, egg yolk, powdered sugar, rum or brandy, egg white, cream

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

dried small white beans or 2 cups navy beans, tomato sauce, vegetable stock, water or 1/2 cup beer, barbecue sauce, cooking molasses, maple syrup, onion, finely diced, dried mustard, chili powder, ground cumin, salt and freshly ground pepper

oriental sesame oil, chopped garlic, chopped peeled fresh ginger, leek (white and pale green parts only), cut lengthwise into thin strips, carrot, peeled, shredded into thin strips with vegetable peeler, zucchini, trimmed , cut into long matchstick-size strips, fresh shiitake mushrooms, stems trimmed , cut into thin strips, snow peas, trimmed , halved lengthwise, cold cooked brown rice (about 1 cup uncooked ), oyster sauce, water, more) chili paste, chopped green onions

cider vinegar, honey, chopped green onions, fresh minced ginger, asian garlic and red chile paste (or 2/3 cup chili-garlic sauce), sesame oil

crushed corn flakes, milk, eggs, lightly beaten, butter, melted, grated onions, garlic salt, pepper, canned salmon, butter, all-purpose flour, milk, shredded cheddar cheese, salt, garlic clove, minced, pepper and hot sauce, diced cucumber, plain yogurt, dill weed, dried onion flakes, prepared horseradish, salt