31599 cup steamed christmas Recipes

steamed carrots, steamed zucchini, steamed squash, potatoes, steamed broccoli, steamed spinach, steamed tomatos, cilantro, sliced steamed mushrooms, parmesan cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self-rising flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, beaten, melted butter, prepared mincemeat pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, pumpkin puree, sour cream, cream cheese, sugar

sambuca romana, advocaat, steamed eggnog, espresso, ground cinnamon

uncooked long-grain rice, butter or 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil (or a combination), onion, chopped, chicken broth or 2 cups beef broth or 2 cups vegetable broth (preferred) or 2 cups very hot tap water, salt (decrease or delete if chicken broth is ed, required with water), orzo pasta or 1/2 cup broken up spaghetti (in 1/2 pieces), broth or 1 cup hot water

bread (cut crusts ), bacon, cooked, mozzarella cheese or 2 -3 cups cheddar cheese, combined (i only used about 1 cup total), eggs, beaten, salt, pepper, milk (could add other additional ingredients that suit your tastes, but i prefer it simple like listed abo)

shortening (half of this 3/4 cup should be butter or margarine, and the other half , this is very im), sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt, soft margarine (sticks), powdered sugar, vanilla, milk, various food coloring

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

butter, melted, sugar, eggs, beaten, flour, baking powder, salt, eggnog, chopped pecans, raisins, chopped candied red cherries or 1/2 cup green glazed cherries (or both)

raisins, sultana, self-raising flour, grated butter (about 115g/4oz), fresh brown breadcrumbs (from around 4 thick slices of bread), light muscovado sugar, mixed nuts, chopped plus extra to decorate, ground cinnamon, ground mixed spice, milk, egg, butter, for greasing, butter, light muscovado sugar, double cream, vanilla extract

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices

romaine , banana or napa cabbage leaves for steaming, dozen shucked oysters, ginger , fine julienne, scallions, finely sliced, lime, juiced, fresh coarse cracked black pepper, curry oil (1/4 cup curry powder, water to make a paste and 1/2 cup canola oil, whisk together and let stand for 2 hours. use only the top yellow oil.), rock salt , for plating

steamed or roasted chestnuts from a jar (about 6 oz; not water chestnuts), sugar, kosher salt, amber rum, unsweetened cocoa powder, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, semisweet chocolate chips, purchased refrigerated pie crusts (from two 14.1-oz packages), at room temperature, egg, beaten to blend, powdered sugar , for dusting, special equipment : a 3-inch round cookie cutter

manicotti, butter, divided, fresh mushrooms, sliced, garlic cloves, pressed, spinach, thawed & squeezed, ricotta cheese (or cottage cheese that you ve whirled in the blender), egg, beaten, salt, pepper, butter, flour, half-and-half cream or 2 cups cream, salt, shredded cheese (whatever you like), whole wheat bread, shredded mozzarella cheese (combination) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (combination) or 2 cups parmesan cheese (combination), butter, melted

soft butter or 1/2 cup soft margarine, brown sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, chopped dates, candied cherry, cut in pieces, candied pineapple slice, cut in pieces, chopped walnuts or 1/2 cup chopped pecans, almonds

dozen clams (prefer little neck or small steamers), white (2 cups) and red wine (1 cup) - cooking wine is fine, i usually have some left over table wine which is good. white should be dry and the red should be a burgundy cooking wine or cabernet., sea salt, red/white and black pepper, butter, fresh italian parsley, water, foil, a grill