12143 christmas vinaigrette romaine Recipes

cubed french bread, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, marinated quartered artichoke hearts, drained, roasted sweet red peppers, thinly sliced, cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced, celery rib, sliced, sliced ripe olives, drained, sliced red onion, balsamic vinaigrette, romaine , torn, coarsely ground pepper, shaved parmesan cheese , optional

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

romaine lettuce (ragged outer leaves discarded), cucumber, peeled, seeded and julienned (any type), celery ribs, trimmed and julienned, fresh cilantro stems, leaves only, olive oil, cider vinegar, white onion, finely chopped, salt (to taste), fresh ground black pepper

romaine lettuce, garlic, minced or pressed, salt, lime juice or 1 tbsp lemon juice, very fresh egg, mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce, avocado, grated fresh parmesan cheese, tomatoes, halved, green onions, thinly sliced, seasoned croutons , purchased or homemade

romaine leaves , torn, radicchio , torn, english cucumber, sliced (peel if preferred ), extra virgin olive oil, wine vinegar, fresh parsley, chopped, salt, ground black pepper

romaine lettuce , torn, cannellini beans, rinsed and drained, giardiniera, rinsed and drained, red onion, thinly sliced, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, garlic clove, crushed, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper

romaine lettuce , torn, red apple, diced, celery rib, sliced thin, almonds, chopped, rotisserie chicken, chopped (or any cooked chicken, no skin), honey mustard dressing (simple honey mustard salad dressing or use newman s own lighten up )

romaine lettuce, washed and cut into pieces, mahon cheese, grated, macadamia nuts, lightly toasted and coarsely chopped, craisins or 1/2 cup dried cranberries, finely chopped, frozen cranberry juice concentrate, thawed, extra light olive oil or 5 tbsp canola oil, alessi raspberry blush white balsamic vinegar, honey, salt, white pepper

romaine lettuce , torn into bite-sized pieces (6 cups), ripe pears, halved, cored and cut into bite-sized chunks, red onion, thinly sliced, coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted, feta cheese, crumbled (2 oz), olive oil, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, salt, sugar, fresh ground pepper

romaine lettuce, washed, dried and chopped, crisp bacon, crumbled, fresh chives, minced or 1/4 cup green onion, sliced, red apple, unpeeled, stemmed, seeded and sliced thinly, parmesan cheese, extra virgin olive oil, vegetable oil, garlic clove, finely minced, red wine vinegar, fresh lemon juice, salt, dried oregano, dried parsley, fresh ground black pepper

romain hearts, head of broccoli, head of califlower, red onion, cooked & crumbled bacon, sunflower seeds, flax seed meal, mayo, vinegar, sugar

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

romaine lettuce hearts, chunks, pineapple chunks, drained, sliced cauliflower floret, baby carrots, thinly sliced, avocado, pitted, peeled, chunks (optional), frozen raspberries, thawed, rice vinegar, sugar, splenda sugar substitute (optional), milk, poppy seed, reserved pineapple juice

romaine lettuce hearts, sliced red onions (about 1/4 medium onion), kalamata olives, olive oil, lemon juice, dried oregano, salt, fresh ground black pepper

vinaigrette dressing, divided, dijon mustard, boneless beef sirloin, cut into 1-inch cubes, tomatoes, onion, sliced into 8 wedges, green pepper, sliced into 8 wedges, wooden skewers

very thinly sliced 99% fat-free honey roasted turkey breast, pitted olives, sliced thin, vidalia onions, roma tomato, seeded and sliced thin, leaf romaine lettuce , cut into thin ribbons or 1 -2 leaf shredded iceberg lettuce, low-fat sub roll, sliced in half (i use cobblestone mill), fat-free red wine vinaigrette (i use wishbone)

salad, fresh romaine lettuce leaves, matchstick carrots, red delicious apple, cut in large chunks, seedless red grapes, mandarin oranges, drained, pecan pieces, orange vinaigrette, sweet orange marmalade, white wine vinegar, olive oil, ground ginger