26 almost not Recipes

dark chocolate cake mix, water, crisco shortening, icing sugar, granulated sugar, vanilla, crisco shortening (not butter or margarine, use only plain shortening), water

cake flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, salt, butter, cut into bits, vegetable oil, chopped walnuts, vanilla instant pudding mix, milk, eggs, whaler vanille rum (hawaiian-style rum), vegetable oil, vanilla extract, butter (do not substitute), water, granulated sugar, whaler vanille rum (hawaiian-style rum)

margarine, divided (do not use butter for this), diced cooked ham (diced small), diced onion, refrigerated shredded hash brown, salt (or to taste), pepper (or to taste)

egg, pumpkin , not pie mix, vanilla extract, milk, whole wheat flour, white flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice

here are the basics of making an excellent cheese fondue , the proper way (or at least the lindysez way)., use good cheese , i use half emmental swiss and gruyere, grate them up and toss them with some salt and a good amount of pepper. let them sit out at room temp so they melt better . cut your bread (good french bread, but not sourdough) into bite sized pieces making sure to have crust on each piece. let those sit out for a while too so they aren tsp too soft., cheese that you use , you are going to use 1 3/4 cups of a dry white wine, such as a fume blanc, a california sauv blanc (don tsp use a new zealand 1 as most are too grassy) or a pouilly-fume. when you are ready to make the fondue, rub the pot with a clove of garlic (we like garlic, so we leave the clove in, but you don tsp need to); then place over a medium heat and add the wine. when the wine comes to a simmer, start slowly adding the cheese, sprinkling in a handful at a time, allowing each addition to melt (my dad said you always have to stir in the same direction, in a figure 8 motion, it works. if you stir in a circle you will end up with a big glop of cheese in the middle of a pot of wine, the figure 8 is key); keep adding until you have a nice thick sauce, then add a splash of kirsch and a pinch of nutmeg. put over a burner to keep it bubbling, and stir often when you dip your bread., a lb of cheese is enough for 4 people; or more if you are serving other things. and the amounts are guesstimates. i almost always grate too much cheese, so only add as much as you need to get the right consistency ; when you dip a piece of bread into the fondue, you want a nice coating of cheese and for the bread to absorb the wine. that s what it s all about, cheese, wine and bread. so use the best you can of each ingredient. and any left over cheese makes for a mighty good ham and cheese omelet.

cold butter, brown sugar, cinnamon, chopped walnuts, firmly-packed brown sugar, vegetable oil, egg, room temperature, fresh orange juice , almost to room temperature, sour cream (not cold , almost room temperature), vanilla, all-purpose flour, salt, cinnamon (or to taste), baking soda, baking powder, diced fresh rhubarb, diced fresh strawberries

eggs, separated, caster sugar, almonds , almost finely ground, oranges , finely grated zest of, oranges, juiced, lemons, juiced (if not using seville oranges), whole cinnamon stick, caster sugar , to taste

philadelphia cream cheese (i do not use fat free), splenda sugar substitute, sugar, vanilla, white flour, sour cream (not fat free), sugar-free syrup (made with splenda ), lemon juice (or to taste), liquid sugar substitute, eggs

mayonnaise (not salad dressing!), minced garlic, mild chili sauce (such as heinz chili sauce), well-drained bottled prepared horseradish (or to taste), mustard powder, cayenne pepper (to taste), fresh lemon juice (to taste)

oreo cookies, vanilla ice cream (soft but not melted ), cool whip frozen whipped topping, thawed, oreo cookies, finely crushed, melted butter

bacon , cut into lardons, steaks , flatiron, flank steak, butterflied open if necessary (by you or your butcher), salt , to taste, fresh ground pepper , to taste, dijon mustard, yellow onions, diced, divided, dill pickle relish, vegetable oil , as needed, if not enough bacon fat rendered, i did not use, carrot, peeled and chopped, stalk celery, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, red wine, beef stock , broth, diced tomatoes , with juice, kitchen twine

carrots (grated ), canned pineapple, raisins (not packed), mayonnaise, granulated sugar, lemon juice

adobo seasoning, basil, big carrots, chopped, dill, egg, beaten, flax seed, ground (optional), ground beef, minced garlic cloves, honey, apple juice or 1 tsp orange juice, lentils , cooked according to package directions, marjoram, cooked noodles, onions, minced or 1/4 cup instant minced onion, frozen peas , defrosted, dry brown rice , cooked according to package directions or 1/2 cup long-grain white rice, salt, pepper (to taste if not using adobo), diced tomatoes, undrained, v 8 vegetable juice, water or 4 cups chicken broth or 4 cups beef broth, corn, zucchini, shredded

ground beef, ground pork, ground veal, onions, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, potatoes, cubed with skin, garlic cloves, chopped, allspice, oregano, pepper, beef bouillon, cumin , make it a big dash for fun, red wine (have a glass while you cook), bovril powder (concentrated beef bouillon), vanilla, pastry for double-crust pie

brown sugar, flour, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, butter , no substitutions,almost to room temperature,but not quite soft, chopped almonds, old fashioned oats, flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, butter , almost to room temperature, egg, slightly beaten, buttermilk, vanilla, fresh cherries or 1 cup frozen cherries, thawed and drained well,cherries,pitted and chopped

directions here are for mixing the dough in a bread machine, but baking it in your oven. if you need different directions, just message me and i will send them to you. (am using my bread machine as kitchenaide is out of commission right now)., way i added more nutrition & flavor to this loaf was by soaking my grains overnight, then adding them to machine (original recipe does not call for added grains). using a 1 cup measuring cup, i filled it 3/4 of the way full with a mixture of brown rice flour, quinoa and barley flakes (looks like oatmeal)-i dumped that into a dish and added 1/2 cup of warm water, stirred it around, and let it sit (covered) overnight so that the grains could absorb the water. i ve been reading a lot about grain (and whole grain flour soaking) and so far, this seems to have served me well. you can use any combination of whole grains-this is just what i used. next day when i was ready to make bread, i did this, i set my machine on the dough (or manual) cycle and layered these ingredients in the bread machine in the following serving, warm water, molasses, sugar, kosher salt, lemon juice (bottled ok-it helps the yeast and helps crumb be less tender), oil, whole grain mix i created, rye flour, vital wheat gluten (flour), bread flour (i usually use just a speck over 2 & 1/2 cups), active dry yeast (yes, 6 tsp), also need, egg wash to brush on top (1 egg, beaten well with a pinch of salt and a tsp of water) & oat bran to sprinkle on top & make it pretty., once the ingredients are in , press start and let your machine run thru the dough cycle., once that s complete , remove dough divide it in half, shape it freeform (i just make a round loaf), place shaped loaves on parchment lined baking sheet. cover dough with plastic wrap and let it rise until almost double in size (about an hour in my kitchen). when dough nears the end of it s rising time, preheat the oven to 375o (i bake it at 365o, but i m a bit neurotic about bread)., once oven is heated , brush loaves with egg wash, dust them with oat bran, score/slash them about 1/4 deep and load them into oven., bake 375o for about 30-35 minutes until loaf sounds hollow when bottom is tapped (or for 38-40 minutes at 365o)., cool on wire rack .

textured vegetable protein, quick-cooking rolled oats (not instant ), old bay seasoning, ground black pepper, mustard powder, water (almost boiling), ketchup, soy sauce (or tamari or bragg s), tahini (or any other nut or seed butter), nutritional yeast (flake kind, not powdered ), whole wheat pastry flour

warm water (real warm to almost hot - 130 degrees, but not hotter), yeast (or 2 1/4 tsp from jar), pour water into small bowl and add yeast - stirring to dissolve well. add a pinch of white granulated sugar and stir to proof the yeast. let sit for about 5 minutes till yeast bubbles and at least doubles in size. then add yeast to these next ingredients, lukewarm milk, sugar, salt, egg (room temp ), shortening, flour, mix until smooth. add enough additional flour (up to an additional 1 1/2 or 2 cups) to handle easily and mix with your hands. turn onto lightly floured board and knead until smooth and elastic (about 5 minutes). round up in greased bowl, greased side up and cover with a damp cloth to let rise. rise in a warm place until double in size - about 1 1/2 hours. punch down and let rise again about 30 to 45 minutes., roll dough into oblong 15x9 shape. spread soft butter all over and then sprinkle the following over the dough, white sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon, raisins, chopped pecans, roll up dough longwise seam-side down. then bring ends together to form a circle and pinch edges together. make cuts 2/3 of the way into the ring every 1 inch around. turn each section onto its side. let rise again about 30 to 45 minutes., bake at 375 for 25 to 30 minutes., spread top with icing, confectioners sugar, cream, vanilla extract, mix to a spreading consistency and drizzle over warm ring.