Directions:
- First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
- Take a large bowl.
- Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
- Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
- Repeat.
- Repeat again.
- Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add water, eggs, and 1-tsp.
- Sugar and beat again.
- Make shurr the vodca is still OK.
- Cry another tup.
- Turn off mixers.
- Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit!
- G!
- Ets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
- Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
- Next, sniff two cups of salt.
- Or something.
- Who cares?.
- Check the vodka.
- Now stiff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Spoon.
- Of suger or something- Whatever.
- Grease the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Whip the bowl out the window.
- Check the vidka again.
- Go to bed.
- Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway.
Nutrition Facts
| Amount Per 1 Serving | |||
| Calories | 423.47 Kcal (1773 kJ) | ||
| Calories from fat | 62.89 Kcal | ||
| % Daily Value* | |||
| Total Fat | 6.99g | 11% | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol | 46.5mg | 16% | |
| Sodium | 440.16mg | 18% | |
| Potassium | 330.56mg | 7% | |
| Total Carbs | 64.32g | 21% | |
| Sugars | 21.18g | 85% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 0.34g | 1% | |
| Protein | 2.81g | 6% | |
| Vitamin C | 270.9mg | 452% | |
| Iron | 0.9mg | 5% | |
| Calcium | 524.2mg | 52% | |
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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