Fruitcake Recipe

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Ingredients
13
Count
Nutrition
10838
Calories
Total time
120
Minutes
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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 cups dried fruit
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 gallon wine

Directions:

  1. Sample the wine to check for quality.
  2. Take a large bowl.
  3. Check the wine again to make sure it's of the highest quality.
  4. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
  5. Repeat if your're not sure.
  6. Turn on the electric mixer and beat butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  7. Add sugar and beat again.
  8. Make sure wine is still okay. Cry another cup.
  9. Turn off the mixer.
  10. Break two legs and add the bowl along with the vanilla extract and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  11. Mix on the turner.
  12. If the fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a screwdriver.
  13. Sample the wine again to check for tonsisticity.
  14. Next, Sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who cares.
  15. Check the wine.
  16. Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.
  17. Add 1 table. Spoon. Of sugar or flour or something. Whatever you can find.
  18. Grease the oven.
  19. Turn the cake pan to 350 degrees.
  20. Throw one bowl outside the window.
  21. Check the wine again.
  22. Go to bed.
  23. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 10838.08 Kcal (45377 kJ)
Calories from fat 3214.67 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 357.19g 550%
Cholesterol 1232.05mg 411%
Sodium 13927.91mg 580%
Potassium 9599.09mg 204%
Total Carbs 1436.09g 479%
Sugars 375.13g 1501%
Dietary Fiber 38.52g 154%
Protein 85.03g 170%
Vitamin C 4307.4mg 7179%
Vitamin A 2.3mg 76%
Iron 33.2mg 185%
Calcium 9624.7mg 962%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 175.31 Kcal (734 kJ)
Calories from fat 52 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 5.78g 550%
Cholesterol 19.93mg 411%
Sodium 225.29mg 580%
Potassium 155.27mg 204%
Total Carbs 23.23g 479%
Sugars 6.07g 1501%
Dietary Fiber 0.62g 154%
Protein 1.38g 170%
Vitamin C 69.7mg 7179%
Iron 0.5mg 185%
Calcium 155.7mg 962%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 245.7
    Points
  • 252
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • saturated fat free,
  • low cholesterol

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium,
  • High in Sugar,
  • High in Total Fat

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