Directions:
- First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
- Take a large bowl.
- Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
- Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon sugar.
- Beat again.
- At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
- Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer thingy.
- Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
- Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
- Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
- Hhha-hap-happy New Year too alllllll and tooo allllll a good night!!!
Nutrition Facts
| Amount Per 1 Serving | |||
| Calories | 5350.24 Kcal (22400 kJ) | ||
| Calories from fat | 908.25 Kcal | ||
| % Daily Value* | |||
| Total Fat | 100.92g | 155% | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol | 744mg | 248% | |
| Sodium | 7041.39mg | 293% | |
| Potassium | 5323.56mg | 113% | |
| Total Carbs | 1300.84g | 434% | |
| Sugars | 420.14g | 1681% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 16.58g | 66% | |
| Protein | 82.33g | 165% | |
| Vitamin C | 4306.6mg | 7178% | |
| Iron | 13.1mg | 73% | |
| Calcium | 8458.4mg | 846% | |
| Amount Per 100 g | |||
| Calories | 265.05 Kcal (1110 kJ) | ||
| Calories from fat | 45 Kcal | ||
| % Daily Value* | |||
| Total Fat | 5g | 155% | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol | 36.86mg | 248% | |
| Sodium | 348.83mg | 293% | |
| Potassium | 263.73mg | 113% | |
| Total Carbs | 64.44g | 434% | |
| Sugars | 20.81g | 1681% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 0.82g | 66% | |
| Protein | 4.08g | 165% | |
| Vitamin C | 213.3mg | 7178% | |
| Iron | 0.6mg | 73% | |
| Calcium | 419mg | 846% | |
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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