6272 traditional savory christma Recipes

sliced oranges, sliced citrus fruits, garlic, exceptionally fine olive oil, sugar, red onions, cumin, mint, black pepper, salt, italian parsley

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

elbow macaroni cooked al dente, alouette savory vegetable soft spreadable cheese, milk, grated parmesan, panko bread crumbs, chopped parsley

savory herb with garlic soup mix, water, boneless skinless chicken breast halves (6 oz each), red potatoes, cubed, onion, halved and cut into small wedges

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, cumin, salt, simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes, buttermilk, goat cheese, sour cream, eggs, butter, melted, green onion top, chopped, bacon, cooked and finely chopped

simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes, low-fat milk, room temperature, butter, room temperature, cooked bacon (cooled on paper towel and crumbled), sun-dried tomato, chopped (i used dried, not packed in liquid), green onions, chopped, minced garlic, all-purpose flour, nonfat dry milk powder, salt, sugar, active dry yeast, egg, light beaten, water, grated parmesan cheese

butter or 1/4 cup margarine, onions, finely chopped, stalks celery, finely chopped, day-old breadcrumbs, savory, sage, seasoning salt, pepper, chicken broth or 1/2-1 cup chicken giblet stock

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, shredded swiss cheese, sugar, salt, ground mustard, cayenne pepper, cold butter, dry white wine or chicken broth, egg, lightly beaten, sesame seeds and/or poppy seeds

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

dried pears, cut into 1/2-inch chunks, dried figs, cut into 1/2-inch chunks, dried prunes or 1 cup dried plum, roughly chopped, raisins or 1/2 cup sultana, candied orange peel, diced, candied lemon peel, diced, kirschwasser or 1/4 cup rum, water, granulated sugar, active dry yeast, unbleached whole wheat flour, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, vanilla (or seeds scraped from 1 bean), blanched almond, roughly chopped, walnuts, broken into large chunks, hazelnuts (some may be halved, leave others whole), butter

granny smith apples, diced pineapple, diced celery, raisins, sweetened shredded coconut, walnuts, roughly chopped, mayonnaise, sour cream, salt and freshly ground black pepper

cakes (0.6 oz each) compressed yeast, lukewarm milk, flour, butter, room temperature, margarine, room temperature, sugar, salt, flour, grated peel of 1 lemon, butter flavoring and almond extract, sliced almonds, raisins, washed and soaked in rum overnight, candied lemon , and orange peels, quartered candied cherries, marzipan recipe, almonds, blanched, peeled and coarsely chopped, egg whites at room temperature, salt, rosewater , if unavailable use 4 tsp almond extract or vanilla, powdered sugar

unsalted butter, melted or, unsalted margarine, melted, chopped button mushroom, onions, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, eggs, chopped walnuts or 1/2 cup almonds or 1/2 cup pecans, salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper, thyme, rosemary, sage, savory, chopped parsley, poultry seasoning, stale bread, broken into 1-inch pieces (use any kind of bread, whole wheat would be fine, as well), chicken stock (vegetarian & kosher cooking**) or 5 cups low sodium chicken broth (vegetarian & kosher cooking**) or 5 cups vegetable broth (vegetarian & kosher cooking**)

butter, chopped onion, simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes, complete pancake and waffle mix, eggs

bacon , cubbed, flour, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, cumin, salt, simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes (prepared without butter or milk, just use water), shortening, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, goat cheese

ham stock, onions, diced, green beans, chopped into 1/2 - 1-inch lengths, potatoes, peeled and diced, fresh parsley, summer savory