15433 olde english christmas Recipes

raisins, chopped, dates, pitted and chopped, soft dried figs, chopped, currants, golden raisins, brandy, unsalted butter, dark brown sugar , firmly packed, grated zest of 1 lemon, grated zest of 1 orange, eggs, beaten, blanched almonds, chopped, all-purpose flour , sifted, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground allspice, ground ginger, fresh white bread crumbs, brandy

cream cheese, at room temperature, old english cheese, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder

cube soften margarine, old english cheese spread, mayonnaise, garlic salt, seasoned salt, crabmeat (flaked ), english muffins

cream cheese (not low fat or non-fat because it needs to be thick), kraft old english cheese spread (sometimes i add an extra jar of this and make it into 2 balls), kraft roka blue spread, garlic powder (or more to taste), worcestershire sauce, chopped pecans

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

ground suet or shortening, brown sugar, crumbled bread with crust removed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt , cinnamon & nutmeg, golden raisins, currants, seedless raisins, mixed candied peel, sliced cherries, eggs, beaten, dark molasses, brandy (or milk), grated rind & juice of 1 orange, lemon juice, mixed berry jam, chopped english walnuts, sauce for plum pudding, egg yolk, powdered sugar, rum or brandy, egg white, cream

kraft old english cheese spread (kraft), margarine, tabasco sauce, onion powder, beau monde spice, dill weed, worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, very thin sliced white bread (just thin-sliced sandwich bread will work)

cream cheese, kraft old english cheese (look for it by the velveeta), crabmeat, drained, sliced green onion (i use 4)

cream cheese, old english cheese, chopped green onions, mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce, your favorite nuts

uncooked elbow macaroni, margarine or 2 tbsp butter, all-purpose flour, paprika, chicken broth, kraft old english cheese spread, tuna in water, drained and flaked or, tuna in water, flaked

fork-split english muffins, lump crabmeat (picked well for shells), kraft old english cheese spread, softened, garlic salt (or powder )

kraft roka cheese spread, kraft old english cheese spread, cream cheese, worcestershire sauce, paprika

sausage, browned and drained on paper towel, margarine, softened, kraft old english cheese spread, red pepper, garlic salt, english muffin

count) packages english muffins (bay s recommended), jimmy dean sausage (regular), butter, old english cheese (or 12 oz. velveeta), cayenne pepper (or to taste), garlic salt

kraft old english cheese spread, canned crabmeat, garlic powder, butter, salt, english muffins (6 halves)

english muffins, split, bacon, eggs, poached ,still slightly runny, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, flour, paprika, pepper, nutmeg, milk, swiss cheese, grated, dry white wine (or alcohol free), butter or 1 tbsp margarine, corn flakes, crushed

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy