5220 monday breakfast Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hard-cooked eggs, chopped, fresh tomato, chopped, turkey bacon, cooked and crumbled, salt and pepper to taste

breakfast sausage, bread, cubed, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, salt, dry mustard powder, milk, condensed cream of mushroom soup, milk

breakfast sausage, minced onion, minced green bell pepper, refrigerated biscuit dough, eggs, beaten, milk, shredded colby-monterey jack cheese

breakfast sausage, egg beaters, cheese, shredded, potatoes, diced, flour tortillas , low carb

breakfast sausage, minced white onion, minced mild green chili (canned ), eggs, beaten, salt, pepper, flour tortillas, american cheese

breakfast sausage, ground, onion, finely chopped, eggs, scrambled (with milk), cheddar cheese, shredded, count) can flakey biscuits

breakfast sausage, flour, milk, buttermilk, crushed black peppercorns, salt

breakfast sausage, velveeta cheese, cubed, diced rotel tomatoes & chilies, frozen tater tots, eggs, kosher salt, black pepper, corn tortilla (optional), sour cream (optional), salsa (optional)

breakfast sausage , bulk, all-purpose flour, milk (do not use skim or fat free), frozen hash brown potatoes, green onions, finely chopped, fresh parsley, rosemary, sharp cheddar cheese, grated

breakfast sausage , do not use maple (mild, regular or hot), tubes crescent rolls, green onion, brick cream cheese (softend), season salt

breakfast sausage, eggs, green pepper, chopped onion, diced chilies, milk, shredded cheese, egg roll wraps, oil (for frying ), water , to seal

breakfast sausage, refried beans, butter, eggs, lightly beaten, taco shells, warmed, cheddar cheese, chopped tomatoes, chopped green peppers, salsa

breakfast sausage (pork), kosher salt, fresh ground pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes

breakfast sausage, cream cheese (reduced fat works well too!), rotel (i prefer the petite diced tomatoes)

breakfast sausage, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, eggs, milk, pepper, shredded cheddar cheese

breakfast sausage, poultry seasoning, sourdough bread cubes or 4 1/2 cups croutons, shredded reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese, mustard powder, eggs, egg whites or 1/2 cup egg substitute, low-fat milk

breakfast link sausage, cooked, bread, peanut butter, candy sprinkles