76902 mom snyder cut christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Mom's Sweet and Sour Bean Salad
    cut green beans, cut yellow beans, kidney beans and
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    cut green beans, cut yellow beans, kidney beans, green pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, sugar, salt, pepper, vinegar, salad oil
    10 min, 10 ingredients
  • Mom's Sticky Chicken From 1972
    cut-up chicken, garlic salt , or to taste, eggs and
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    cut-up chicken, garlic salt , or to taste, eggs, cornstarch, vegetable oil for frying, white sugar, vinegar, water, ketchup, soy sauce (such as kikkoman), hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot)
    1 hour 20 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mom's Christmas Breakfast (Make Ahead)
    white bread, cubed, shredded sharp cheddar cheese and
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    white bread, cubed, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, little smokies sausage, cut in thirds, eggs, milk, dry mustard, cream of mushroom soup, milk
    1 hour 15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Mom's Antipasto Salad
    shell pasta, green bell pepper, cut into small pieces and
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    shell pasta, green bell pepper, cut into small pieces, red onion, diced, tomato, cut in 1/2 cubes, pepperoni, cut in 1/4 cubes, genoa salami, cut in 1/4 cubes, mozzarella cheese, cut in 1/4 cubes, black olives, drained and sliced, green olives, drained and sliced, italian dressing (kraft house brand), dried oregano , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, parmesan cheese, grated , to taste, canned artichoke heart (optional), pepperoncini pepper (optional)
    35 min, 15 ingredients
  • Mom's Beef Shish Kabobs
    vegetable oil, soy sauce, lemon juice, prepared mustard and
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    vegetable oil, soy sauce, lemon juice, prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, garlic, minced, coarsely cracked black pepper, salt, lean beef, cut into 1-inch cubes, mushroom caps, metal skewers , or as needed, green bell peppers, cut into chunks, red bell pepper, cut into chunks, onion, cut into large squares
    45 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Gallete
    all purpose flour, sugar, salt and
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    all purpose flour, sugar, salt, chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, chilled nonhydrogenated solid vegetable shortening, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, more) ice water, granny smith apples (1 1/4 lb total), peeled, cored, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 4 cups), firm but ripe medium anjou or bartlett pears (about 18 oz), peeled, cored, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 2 1/2 cups), assorted moist plump dried fruit (such as raisins, cherries, and diced apricots), orange marmalade, divided, sugar, divided, grated peeled fresh ginger, ground ginger, nonstick vegetable-oil spray, vanilla ice cream or sweetened whipped cream
    15 ingredients
  • Mom's Beef Stew (Pressure Cooker)
    canola oil, rump roast, garlic cloves, chopped and
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    canola oil, rump roast, garlic cloves, chopped, onion, cut up, carrots, peeled and cut into chunks, celery ribs, peeled and cut into chunks, potatoes, cut into chunks, salt & pepper (to taste), dried parsley, water, beef bouillon cube (optional)
    35 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mom Snyder's Cut out Christmas Cookies Mom Snyder's Cut out Christmas Cookies
    butter, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, flour and
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    butter, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, flour, cream of tartar
    30 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Moms' Impossible Chicken Taco Pie Moms' Impossible Chicken Taco Pie
    cut-up cooked chicken, chopped onion, taco seasoning mix and
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    cut-up cooked chicken, chopped onion, taco seasoning mix, bisquick baking mix, milk, eggs, shredded cheddar cheese
    42 min, 7 ingredients
  • Mom's Easy Sweet Fried Yams Mom's Easy Sweet Fried Yams
    cut yams in syrup, drained but not rinsed and
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    cut yams in syrup, drained but not rinsed, corn oil, for frying
    17 min, 2 ingredients
  • Mom's Yam Dish Mom's Yam Dish
    cut sweet potatoes (yams in light syrup) reserve juice in... and
    4 More
    cut sweet potatoes (yams in light syrup) reserve juice in seperate bowl, melted butter, ground cinnamon, brown sugar, marshmallows
    5 ingredients
  • Mom Snyder's Black Bottom Cupcakes Mom Snyder's Black Bottom Cupcakes
    all-purpose flour, sugar, cocoa (hershey's preferably) and
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    all-purpose flour, sugar, cocoa (hershey s preferably), baking soda, salt, water, canola oil (wesson preferably), vinegar, vanilla, philadelphia cream cheese, egg, sugar, salt, chocolate chips
    25 min, 14 ingredients
  • Mom Snyder's Raisin Nut Cookies Mom Snyder's Raisin Nut Cookies
    shortening, margarine (stick not tub), brown sugar, eggs and
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    shortening, margarine (stick not tub), brown sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, sour milk (2 tsp vinegar in 1/2 cup milk), broken walnut pieces, raisins
    25 min, 13 ingredients
  • Mom's Eggnog Christmas Pie Mom's Eggnog Christmas Pie
    egg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin and
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    egg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin, water, rum (2 jiggers), rum flavoring, egg whites, sugar, heavy cream, shaved hershey s chocolate candy bar, oronoque orchards frozen pie crusts
    1 hour 15 min, 13 ingredients
  • Mom's Famous Christmas Fudge Mom's Famous Christmas Fudge
    marshmallows, marshmallows and
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    marshmallows, marshmallows, semi-sweet chocolate baking squares, butter, sugar, evaporated milk (not sweetened condensed ), vanilla, chopped walnuts (optional)
    10 min, 8 ingredients




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