5668 mom christmas jello Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Jello Pinwheels
    jello gelatin, any flavor, warm water and
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    jello gelatin, any flavor, warm water, marshmallows or 12 large
    55 min, 3 ingredients
  • Jello Chocolate Pudding Cake
    jello instant chocolate pudding mix, chocolate cake mix and
    3 More
    jello instant chocolate pudding mix, chocolate cake mix, eggs, water, vegetable oil
    1 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Jello Shots
    jello gelatin, boiling water, cold water, vodka
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello Pizza
    jello gelatin powder, any flavor, boiling water, cool whip and
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    jello gelatin powder, any flavor, boiling water, cool whip, strawberries or 2 cups blueberries or 2 cups raspberries or 2 cups fruit
    3 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello Fruit Bars
    jello strawberry flavor gelatin, knox unflavored gelatin and
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    jello strawberry flavor gelatin, knox unflavored gelatin, boiling water, mixed fresh berries
    3 hour , 4 ingredients
  • Jello Cups
    jello gelatin, little plastic cups, gumdrops
    4 hour , 3 ingredients
  • Jello Popsicles
    jello gelatin, any flavor , sugar free works too, sugar and
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    jello gelatin, any flavor , sugar free works too, sugar, boiling water, cold water
    4 hour 5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello Chocolate Fudge
    jello chocolate pudding mix (not instant ), sugar and
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    jello chocolate pudding mix (not instant ), sugar, light brown sugar , firmly packed, milk, butter
    5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Mom's Christmas Wine Jello Mom's Christmas Wine Jello
    gelatin (knox), cold water, boiling water, wine (sweet ) and
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    gelatin (knox), cold water, boiling water, wine (sweet ), sugar, lemon juice
    24 hour 10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Mom's Jello Angel Cake Mom's Jello Angel Cake
    angel food cake , prebaked any flavor and
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    angel food cake , prebaked any flavor, jello gelatin, any flavor, water, cold water
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello  Sheet (Poke Cake) Cake Frosting Jello Sheet (Poke Cake) Cake Frosting
    jello instant vanilla pudding mix, cool whip topping, milk and
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    jello instant vanilla pudding mix, cool whip topping, milk, powdered sugar
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello Pudding Pecan Pie Jello Pudding Pecan Pie
    jello cook and serve vanilla pudding mix, dark corn syrup and
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    jello cook and serve vanilla pudding mix, dark corn syrup, evaporated milk (small can), egg, slightly beaten, chopped pecans, pie shell, unbaked
    45 min, 6 ingredients
  • Jello Pancake Syrup Jello Pancake Syrup
    jello gelatin, any flavor, water, sugar, cornstarch
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello and Cool Whip Frosting Jello and Cool Whip Frosting
    jello gelatin, any flavor, boiling water, cold water and
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    jello gelatin, any flavor, boiling water, cold water, cool whip
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jello and Graham Cracker Dessert Jello and Graham Cracker Dessert
    jello instant pudding (any flavor ), cool whip thawed and
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    jello instant pudding (any flavor ), cool whip thawed, milk cold, graham cracker squares
    4 ingredients




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