1044 kabobs joke Recipes

raw chicken , cut into kabob pieces, raw beef , cut into kabob pieces, raw shrimp, shelled and deveined, white potatoes , packed in water, tomatoes, bell peppers, cut into large squares, fresh mushrooms, washed well, italian salad dressing mix , prepared according to directions

marinade, kikkoman teriyaki marinade & sauce, garlic, crushed, ground black pepper, curry powder, kabobs, red bell peppers , cut into 2-inch pieces, onions , cut into 2-inch pieces, chicken thighs, trimmed and cut into 2-inch pieces, kikkoman thai style chili sauce (to serve )

beef kabob skewers, frozen, seasoned (angus president choice), naan bread , indian naan (you may substitute with greek pita or other flatbread), ranch dressing (renee s), tomato, large, sliced and halved, vidalia onion, small, sweet, thinly sliced, orange bell pepper, sweet , orange, thinly sliced, sea salt, black pepper, fresh, ground, lettuce leaves , romaine, whole, pineapple, fresh, thinly sliced, cilantro, thinly sliced (optional), hot peppers, sliced, marinated

coconut dressing, vanilla low-fat yogurt, flaked coconut, orange marmalade, fruit kabob, red apple (unpeeled ), pear (unpeeled ), lemon juice, unsweetened pineapple chunks, seedless red or green grapes, fresh strawberries, wooden skewers

dip, sour cream, cream cheese, cut up and softened, powdered sugar, tequila, orange juice concentrate, lime juice, whipping cream, kabobs, angel and/or lb cake cubes, assorted fresh fruit

vegetable oil, soy sauce, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, prepared mustard, coarsely cracked black pepper, garlic, minced, meat tenderizer (optional)

teriyaki sauce, honey, garlic powder, ground ginger, red bell peppers , cut into 2 inch pieces, sweet onion, peeled and cut into wedges, whole fresh mushrooms, beef sirloin, cut into 1 inch cubes, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into cubes

ground turkey (or chicken or beef), tandoori paste (from indian grocery store or make your own - saute tomatoes, onions, curry pdr), egg, beaten, crushed garlic, crushed green chili pepper, lemon juice, salt

instant mashed potatoes, water, three colors, your choice )

tomatillo, roma tomatoes, fresh jalapenos, poblano pepper, fresh garlic cloves, minced, cilantro, whole canned tomatoes, salt, black pepper, juice of1 to 2 lime (use 1 add more if necessary), white onion, cumin

teriyaki sauce, honey, garlic powder, ground ginger, red bell peppers , cut into 2 inch pieces, sweet onion, peeled and cut into wedges, whole fresh mushrooms, beef sirloin, cut into 1 inch cubes, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into cubes

ground veal, minced fresh parsley, bread crumbs, eggs, beaten lightly, minced garlic, minced gingerroot, ground coriander, minced fresh oregano , or 1 tsp dried oregano, crumbled, herbes de provence, lemon pepper seasoning, lemon, juiced , or to taste, salt, assorted vegetables, such as green or red bell pepper, cherry tomatoes, zucchini, and onion, all cubed except tomatoes, for the kabobs, as desired, vegetable oil

low fat or fat free , key lime pie yogurt, light cream cheese, softened, flaked coconut, toasted, granola, for garnish, fresh fruit kabobs, (directions below )

zucchini, portabella mushroom, green peppers, onion, select beef round, olive oil, garlic clove, salt and pepper, to taste

filet mignon, cut into small pieces for skewers (strips or cubes ), onion, juiced, olive oil, salt and pepper, to taste

sheet roll-out fondant (can be found in most craft or specialty shops), roll toilet paper, frosting (like the tube kind at craft stores), grosgrain ribbon (and or or other decorations)

boneless beef short rib, plain low-fat yogurt, garlic, minced, salt, ground black pepper, red pepper flakes (optional and not strictly authentic, but i like it!), olive oil