59743 jack horner christmas stuffing pie Recipes

olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze

salt, eggs, dark corn syrup, light brown sugar or 1 cup dark brown sugar, pure vanilla extract, jack daniels whiskey, jack daniels whiskey, unsalted butter, melted, shelled pecan halves (2 1/2 measuring cups), pie crust

extra large eggs, slightly beaten, granulated sugar, butter, melted, dark corn syrup, pure vanilla extract, jack daniel whiskey, semi-sweet chocolate chips, pecan halves, deep dish pie crust

ground beef, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, pressed, salt, pepper, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, refrigerated piecrusts, prepared mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, divided, water, egg

ground pork, ground venison, water, onions, chopped, carrot, chopped, beef gravy mix, dried thyme, ground mustard, garlic cloves, minced, rubbed sage, pepper, salt, hot mashed potatoes (prepared without added butter or milk), pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk

pie shell, baked, water, unflavored gelatin, white sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, shredded coconut, almond extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

zucchini, thinly sliced, sweet onion, diced, olive oil, flat leaf parsley, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, herbes de provence (or use oregano), kosher salt, black pepper, freshly ground, dijon mustard, eggs, monterey jack cheese, shredded, prepared pie crust

egg, beaten, chicken broth, butter or 1/3 cup margarine, herb seasoned stuffing mix, mushroom stems and pieces, drained, chopped onion, margarine, flour, cubed cooked turkey, frozen peas, minced fresh parsley, worcestershire sauce, dried thyme, turkey gravy, processes american cheese , cut into strips

herb seasoning stuffing mix, chicken broth, butter, melted, egg, beaten, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, mushroom stems and pieces, drained and liquid reserved, chopped onion, butter, chicken gravy, worcestershire sauce, thyme, cubed cooked chicken, fresh or frozen peas, diced pimientos, dried parsley flakes, sliced colby or american cheese

cranberries (fresh or frozen ), grated orange rind, raisins, sugar, flour, salt, boiling water, unbaked 9-inch pie shell

baked pie shell, nutmeg, rum, salt, water, sugar, eggs, separated, cold water, unflavored gelatin, cream, toasted chopped almonds (optional)

sweetened condensed milk, lemon juice, frozen raspberries, thawed and drained, whipping cream , whipped, prepared graham cracker crumbs or 1 shortbread pie crust

pitted tart cherries, sugar, all-purpose flour, crushed pineapple, undrained, cherry gelatin, firm bananas, sliced, chopped pecans, pie shells, baked

unflavored gelatin, cold water, sugar, salt, milk, egg yolks, rum extract, cream , whipped or 1 cup cool whip, egg whites, sugar, cream of tartar, pre baked pie crusts

none such condensed mincemeat, cherry flavored crasins or dried cherries, dark cherry and concord grape juice, deep dish pie shell with top crust, turbinado sugar

sweet potatoes, butter, softened to room temp (you can use margine, but why mess with mother nature ), eggs, lightly beaten, sweetened condensed milk (i use eagle brand, but do not substitute evaporated milk!!!), jack daniels whiskey (that s 2 shots), vanilla, salt, deep dish pie shells, cream (optional)

monterrey jack cheese block, cornbread stuffing mix, eggs, oil for frying