3867 granola tweaked christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Granola Bars
    granola cereal, coconut, shredded, rolled oats, flour and
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    granola cereal, coconut, shredded, rolled oats, flour, baking powder, salt, artificial sweetener, raisins, flax egg substitute or psyllium egg substitute (to equal 1 egg), oil, sesame seeds
    30 min, 11 ingredients
  • Granola Ice Cream Squares
    granola cereal and
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    granola cereal, vanilla ice cream (or ice cream, sherbet or sorbet of choice), caramel ice cream topping (or feel free to use a topping of your own selection) or 1/4 cup chocolate syrup (or feel free to use a topping of your own selection)
    5 hour , 3 ingredients
  • Granola Trail Mix
    granola without raisins, raisins and
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    granola without raisins, raisins, m & s brand chocolate candies, honey-roasted peanuts
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Dump Cake
    cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix and
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    cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal
    11 min, 5 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Granola Cookies
    canola oil, sucanat or brown sugar, apple juice and
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    canola oil, sucanat or brown sugar, apple juice, chopped dates, peanut butter, ground flax seed, water, whole wheat flour, millet flour , or any other flour you have, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, granola (homemade with fruit, nuts, wheat germ, and flax is best), dried fruit (if not included in granola)
    12 min, 14 ingredients
  • Homemade Granola - Tweaked Quaker's Christmas Homemade Granola - Tweaked Quaker's Christmas
    oats, walnuts, chopped, shredded coconut, wheat germ and
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    oats, walnuts, chopped, shredded coconut, wheat germ, wesson oil, brown sugar, cinnamon, dried cranberries, honey, molasses, vanilla extract
    11 ingredients
  • Granola Muffins Granola Muffins
    granola 1 and 1/2 cups, whole wheat flour 1 cup and
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    granola 1 and 1/2 cups, whole wheat flour 1 cup, flax seeds or powder 2 tbsp, baking powder 2 tsp, baking soda 1 tsp, applesauce (i used unsweetened) 1 and 1/2 cups, vanilla lite soy milk 1/2 cup, granola for topping
    25 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Granola Irish Cream Granola Irish Cream
    granola cereal, freeze dried blueberries (optional) and
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    granola cereal, freeze dried blueberries (optional), irish cream
    1 min, 3 ingredients
  • Granola Yogurt and Caramelized Pear Parfait Topped with Crystallized Ginger (Emeril Lagasse) Granola Yogurt and Caramelized Pear Parfait Topped with Crystallized Ginger (Emeril Lagasse)
    firm-ripe pears, peeled, cored, and quartered, lemon juice and
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    firm-ripe pears, peeled, cored, and quartered, lemon juice, butter, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, light brown sugar, granola (recommended : sarabeth s morning blend granola), vanilla-flavored yogurt, chopped crystallized ginger
    33 min, 9 ingredients
  • Granola Pancakes Granola Pancakes
    water, butter and
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    water, butter, uncooked multigrain hot cereal (such as bob s red mill), milk, granola (such as special k low fat ), egg, lightly beaten, honey, all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, baking powder, salt
    11 ingredients
  • Granola Honey Braid Granola Honey Braid
    active dry yeast, warm water (110o to 115o) and
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    active dry yeast, warm water (110o to 115o), warm milk (110o to 115o), butter, cubed, eggs, lightly beaten, honey, salt, granola without raisins, crushed, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, granola without raisins, crushed, honey, butter, softened, sugar, honey, butter, softened, milk , optional
    1 hour 10 min, 18 ingredients
  • Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls
    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies) and
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    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter
    1 hour , 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and
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    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices
    20 min, 8 ingredients




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