57266 festive salads christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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salad greens , torn into bite-sized pieces (we like romai... and9 Moresalad greens , torn into bite-sized pieces (we like romaine), red radish , cut into 1/16 inch slices, green onion , cut into 1/8 inch slices, cider vinegar, apple juice (100% juice), country-style dijon mustard, salt, pepper, walnut oil, sugar (optional)15 min, 10 ingredients
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fusilli, cooked, diced tomato and9 Morefusilli, cooked, diced tomato, quartered artichoke hearts, drained, provolone cheese, cubed, salami, cubed, sliced pepperoni, cut in half, green bell pepper , cut into 1 inch pieces, black olives, drained, roasted red pepper, chopped, italian salad dressing, parmesan cheese, shredded20 min, 11 ingredients
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Festive Tomato Wedgessalad oil, white wine vinegar, parsley, snipped and9 Moresalad oil, white wine vinegar, parsley, snipped, green onion, thinly sliced, mayonnaise (reg.,low fat or fat free), garlic clove, minced, salt, dried dill weed, dried basil, crushed, dried oregano, crushed, pepper, fresh ground, tomatoes3 min, 12 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Salad: Italian Style Green Leaves With Mozzarella, Tomatoessalad leaves (italian style , chose a packet which includ... and9 Moresalad leaves (italian style , chose a packet which includes e.g. green oak leaf, lollo rosso and apollo), mozzarella cheese, thinly sliced, tomatoes, halved (or sliced if you have the time or patience), yellow pepper, de-seeded and sliced, black olives (optional), chopped basil (optional), lemon juice, olive oil, sun-dried tomato (finely diced ), salt & freshly ground black pepper10 min, 10 ingredients
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Salad: Steak, Mushrooms, and Blue Cheesesalad greens, butter, mushrooms, sliced and4 Moresalad greens, butter, mushrooms, sliced, red onion, thickly sliced, beef strip steaks, blue cheese, crumbled, balsamic vinaigrette (use basic vinaigrette, made with balsamic vinegar)20 min, 7 ingredients
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Salad Dressing Cakesalad dressing, cold water, all purpose flour, soda, salt and3 Moresalad dressing, cold water, all purpose flour, soda, salt, white sugar, cocoa, vanilla45 min, 8 ingredients
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Salad Dressing-60 secondsalad greens, veggies-broc , carrot , celery, etc chopped and4 Moresalad greens, veggies-broc , carrot , celery, etc chopped, mayonnaise, balsamic vinegar, orange juice, salt6 ingredients
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Festive Bean And Avocado Saladkidney beans, drained, garbanzo beans, drained and14 Morekidney beans, drained, garbanzo beans, drained, sliced green onions, salad dressing, salad oil, vinegar, fresh lemon juice, sugar, chili powder, salt, garlic salt, pepper, lettuce, fresh cilantro, avocados , halved lengthwise, seeded and sliced, dip the avocado slices in a little fresh lemon juice16 ingredients
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Festive Layered Saladlettuce , salad greens, etc, fresh mushrooms, sliced and17 Morelettuce , salad greens, etc, fresh mushrooms, sliced, frozen baby peas , defrosted, red onion chopped, sliced water chestnuts, drained, red bell pepper, chopped, stalks of celery, sliced, bacon, fried and crumbled, hard boiled eggs, chopped, shredded cheddar cheese, dressing, mayo, sour cream, dried basil, garlic powder, vinegar, sugar, salt and pepper, to taste, combine , set aside10 min, 19 ingredients
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Festive Mandarin Saladmixed greens (enough for large salad bowl) and9 Moremixed greens (enough for large salad bowl), mandarin oranges, sliced almonds, dried cranberries, poppy seeds, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, juice from mandarin orange can, sugar, salt10 ingredients
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