55588 family light christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Fruitcake (Eggless)
    light brown sugar, fresh seedless raisin and
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    light brown sugar, fresh seedless raisin, fresh golden raisin , also known as sultanas, fresh plump currants, dried mixed fruit, peel preserved, pitted dates, chopped, lemon juice, lemon , zest of, only, grated, orange , zest of, only, grated, boiling water, butter , real, soft, in chunks, baking soda, vanilla, cinnamon, ground, allspice, ground, nutmeg, ground, baking powder, self-rising flour, salt, cooking oil , generous, brandy or 1/2 cup bourbon, preserved figs , in syrup, drained, roughly chopped, maraschino cherries or 1 cup glace cherries, whole, pecans, roughly chopped, brandy or 1/2 cup bourbon, extra
    2 hour 45 min, 25 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Food
    light corn syrup, water, bleach
    2 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas Toffee
    light corn syrup, salted butter, sugar and
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    light corn syrup, salted butter, sugar, orange-flavored liqueur, chocolate chips, almonds, crushed
    40 min, 6 ingredients
  • Light and Fluffy Spinach Quiche
    light mayonnaise, milk, eggs, lightly beaten and
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    light mayonnaise, milk, eggs, lightly beaten, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry, chopped onion, unbaked pie shell
    1 hour 20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Light and Lovely Lace Cookies
    light brown sugar, granulated sugar and
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    light brown sugar, granulated sugar, honey , use a good quality for the best taste, light butter, instant oats, whole wheat pastry flour , sifted, baking soda , make sure it s fresh, vanilla extract, salt, milk or 10 tbsp semi-sweet chocolate chips, powdered sugar (optional)
    22 min, 11 ingredients
  • Light Buttermilk Ranch Dressing
    light sour cream, light mayonnaise (i use dukes) and
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    light sour cream, light mayonnaise (i use dukes), fat-free buttermilk, ranch dressing mix
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Light Chicken Salad
    light mayonnaise (i prefer hellman's light), salt and
    4 More
    light mayonnaise (i prefer hellman s light), salt, cooked chicken breasts, cubed, seedless grapes, halved, celery, finely chopped, almonds , slivered
    30 min, 6 ingredients
  • Light Toasty Turkey Club Sandwich
    light bread (40-45 calories each with about 2g fiber per ... and
    5 More
    light bread (40-45 calories each with about 2g fiber per slice), lean turkey bacon or 2 slices center-cut bacon, fat free oven-roasted turkey breast, tomatoes, leaves romaine lettuce, fat-free mayonnaise
    5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Light Bread Pudding
    light bread, nonfat milk, egg substitute, applesauce and
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    light bread, nonfat milk, egg substitute, applesauce, raisins, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt
    1 hour , 10 ingredients
  • Heap Family Light Christmas Pudding Heap Family Light Christmas Pudding
    orange rind, lemon rind, carrot, grated, glace cherries and
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    orange rind, lemon rind, carrot, grated, glace cherries, mixed dried fruit, grand marnier, brandy, vegetable suet, self raising flour, muscovado sugar, mixed spice (mixed ), white breadcrumbs, eggs, beaten
    7 hour 30 min, 13 ingredients
  • Light Christmas Pudding Light Christmas Pudding
    butter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs and
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    butter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs, self raising flour, ground nutmeg or 1/2 tsp mixed spice, salt, lemon juice, lemon , zest of, orange , zest of, cooking apple, peeled, cored and chopped small, fruit mincemeat, red glace cherries
    2 hour 10 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Light Shrimp Spread Light Shrimp Spread
    light cream cheese, softened, light sour cream and
    6 More
    light cream cheese, softened, light sour cream, light mayonnaise, seafood cocktail sauce, light mozzarella cheese, shredded (8 oz), shrimp, rinsed and drained (4-1/4 oz each), green onions, sliced, tomato, finely chopped
    8 ingredients
  • Light Creamy Coleslaw Light Creamy Coleslaw
    light mayonnaise, light sour cream, cider vinegar, sugar and
    7 More
    light mayonnaise, light sour cream, cider vinegar, sugar, dijon mustard, celery seed, salt, pepper, shredded cabbage, carrots, grated, green onions, finely sliced
    10 min, 11 ingredients
  • Light and Fluffy Spinach Quiche Light and Fluffy Spinach Quiche
    light mayonnaise, low-fat milk, eggs (lightly beaten ) and
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    light mayonnaise, low-fat milk, eggs (lightly beaten ), kraft healthy favorites fat free cheddar, frozen chopped spinach (thawed and squeezed ), frozen chopped onions, unbaked pie shells
    1 hour 20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Light Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing Light Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing
    light mayonnaise, skim milk, parmesan cheese, lemon juice and
    6 More
    light mayonnaise, skim milk, parmesan cheese, lemon juice, mustard, worcestershire sauce, garlic, white sliced bread, olive oil, garlic
    7 min, 10 ingredients




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