70418 heap family light christmas pudding Recipes

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

light bread, nonfat milk, egg substitute, applesauce, raisins, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt

instant vanilla pudding or 1 (3 1/2 oz) package vegetarian mix, crushed pineapple, plain low-fat yogurt

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

powdered sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, brandy, grated orange peel, nonstick vegetable oil spray, all purpose flour, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, baking powder, salt, baking soda, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, eggs, orange marmalade, mild-flavored (light) molasses, grated orange peel

pitted prunes, chopped, dried peaches, chopped, currants, brown sugar, butter, chopped, orange, rind grated and juiced, apples, peeled, cored and grated, golden syrup, eggs, lightly beaten, breadcrumbs, soft white and fresh, self-raising flour , sifted

orange rind, lemon rind, carrot, grated, glace cherries, mixed dried fruit, grand marnier, brandy, vegetable suet, self raising flour, muscovado sugar, mixed spice (mixed ), white breadcrumbs, eggs, beaten

spoons ( i bought about 10 from a local asian shop ), thickened cream, castor sugar, thick custard, warmed, christmas pudding, heated, handful of flaked almonds, toasted, chopped to decorate, grated orange zest to decorate

butter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs, self raising flour, ground nutmeg or 1/2 tsp mixed spice, salt, lemon juice, lemon , zest of, orange , zest of, cooking apple, peeled, cored and chopped small, fruit mincemeat, red glace cherries

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

self-raising flour, stale white breadcrumb, caster sugar (superfine sugar), butter or 125 g margarine, mixed dried fruit, diced dried apricots, chopped pecan nuts, eggs, lightly beaten, dark chocolate chips, brandy, golden syrup, grand marnier

corn kernels, uncooked, flour, splenda sugar substitute, salt, fresh ground black pepper, egg substitute, light margarine , such as smart balance light, melted, fat-free evaporated milk

cold skim milk, fat-free chocolate flavor instant pudding and pie mix, oreo cookie pie crusts, thawed fat-free cool whip or 2 cups sugar-free cool whip, divided

day-old seedless italian bread broken into pieces, light butter (or margarine) melted, raisins if desired, chopped pecans if desired, eggs beaten, fat-free milk, sugar, ground cinnamon, vanilla extract

butter, softened, plus extra, butter, for greasing, dried fruit (use a mixture of sultanas, raisins and snipped apricots), cooking apple, peeled, cored and roughly chopped (about 175g/6oz), orange , juice and rind of, finely grated, brandy or 50 ml rum, plus extra, brandy or rum, for feeding and flaming, light muscovado sugar, eggs, self-raising flour, ground mixed spice, fresh white breadcrumbs, whole shelled almonds, roughly chopped

ground suet or shortening, brown sugar, crumbled bread with crust removed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt , cinnamon & nutmeg, golden raisins, currants, seedless raisins, mixed candied peel, sliced cherries, eggs, beaten, dark molasses, brandy (or milk), grated rind & juice of 1 orange, lemon juice, mixed berry jam, chopped english walnuts, sauce for plum pudding, egg yolk, powdered sugar, rum or brandy, egg white, cream

all-purpose flour, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, soft butter, buttermilk, eggs, baking powder, baking soda, milk chocolate chips, bittersweet chocolate chips, heavy cream, light corn syrup, vanilla extract

raisins, sultana, self-raising flour, grated butter (about 115g/4oz), fresh brown breadcrumbs (from around 4 thick slices of bread), light muscovado sugar, mixed nuts, chopped plus extra to decorate, ground cinnamon, ground mixed spice, milk, egg, butter, for greasing, butter, light muscovado sugar, double cream, vanilla extract