21724 day christmas turkey with and Recipes

onion, diced, mushroom, sliced, olive oil, sheets premade puff pastry , squares (4 x 4-inch), turkey stuffing, cooked (leftover ), turkey meat (leftover ), salt and pepper, to taste, egg, beaten, milk, gravy (leftover ), cranberry sauce (leftover )

turkey (or, i used a 8 to 9 lb. breast - not a roast, though), light rum (to be traditional, use brazilian cachaca), onions, diced, garlic, chopped, ripe tomatoes, diced, olive oil, bay leaves, fresh lime juice, grated lime zest (just the green part ), water, chopped green onion, chopped parsley

salt, water, thyme, juniper berries, turkey, olive oil, chicken stock, sage, butter, black peppercorns

butter, cubed, bulk italian sausage, celery ribs, chopped, onion, chopped, egg substitute, water, turkey (16 lb), salt and pepper to taste

day-old bread cubes, crust removed, tart apples, peeled and chopped, dried cranberries or raisins, egg yolks, eggs, heavy whipping cream, milk, sugar, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla or rum extract, ground cinnamon and nutmeg

sliced carrots, chopped onion, chopped celery, dried thyme, pepper, butter, cubed cooked turkey, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, condensed golden mushroom soup, undiluted, frozen cut green beans, cooked and drained, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk

eggplant, stemmed and sliced into 1/2-inch-thick rounds, lean ground turkey, prepared low-carb marinara sauce, minced fresh oregano leaves or 2 tsp dried oregano, basil, fennel seed, grated fat-free parmesan cheese or 1 1/2 cups other fat free cheese

turkey (12 lb), celery ribs with leaves, chopped, onion, finely chopped, butter, divided, day-old white bread, cubed, day-old whole wheat bread, cubed, egg substitute, poultry seasoning, salt, pepper, cornstarch, cold water

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

whole turkey, cheesecloth, fresh lemon juice, melted butter or 1 cup margarine, sausage or 2 lbs pork s, dried sage, dried summer savory, butter, onions, chopped, stalks celery & leaves, chopped, chopped fresh parsley, salt and pepper, dried apricot (optional), wheat germ, toasted bread cubes or 6 cups breadcrumbs, water or turkey stock or dry sherry or cognac, cheesecloth, dripping , from roasting pan, all-purpose flour, homemade turkey stock or water, salt and pepper

bread, thick sliced , preferably day old, turkey gravy, leftover, cooked turkey, turkey stuffing, leftover (aka dressing), cranberry sauce, salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, ground sage, monterey jack pepper cheese, sliced (any type of cheese is good)

turkey, diced turkey breast, pine nuts, dates, finely chopped, walnuts, diced cured ham, chestnuts in syrup, brandy, sweet wine, eggs, salt and pepper

potatoes, diced, carrots, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced (or more to taste), beef tomatoes, seeded and diced (canned ok), oil, chicken broth, unsalted, cooked turkey, chopped, oregano, sweet basil, thyme, crushed, salt and pepper (to taste), turkey stuffing (optional, *)

pie shell (for bottom only), diced cooked turkey, mashed potatoes, diced carrot, diced onion, diced celery, leftover gravy, olive oil, salt, pepper, maggi seasoning or 3 -4 dashes soy sauce, fresh grated parmesan cheese

whole turkey , neck and giblets reserved, unsalted butter, at room temperature, unsalted butter, melted for basting, salt , to taste, fresh ground pepper , to taste, paprika, carrots, peeled and quartered, celery rib, quartered, onion, peeled and quartered, water , if needed or 1 cup chicken broth, cognac , for gravy, port wine , for gravy, all-purpose flour , for buerre manie for gravy, unsalted butter , for buerre manie for gravy

your preferred oil, garlic clove, minced, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, fresh carrots, diced, diced tomato, fresh spinach, chopped, rice, uncooked (not instant ), frozen green peas, thawed, fresh sage , to taste, salt and pepper, to taste, water , optional if needed, turkey broth or 4 -6 cups chicken broth, cooked turkey, diced

day-old bread , to yield 4 cups of 1-inch cubes, ground turkey breast, prosciutto, cut into 1/8-inch dice, fresh, sweet italian turkey sausage , out of its skin, eggs, parmigiano-reggiano, pecorino, italian parsley, chopped to yield 1/2 cup, plus1 bunch, chopped to yield 1/4 cup, several gratings nutmeg, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and pepper, basic tomato sauce , recipe follows, dry white wine, basic tomato sauce, recipe copyright 2000, mario batali. all rights reserved., extra virgin olive oil, spanish onion, chopped in 1/4-inch dice, garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced, chopped fresh thyme leaves, or 1 tbsp dried, carrot, finely shredded, peeled whole tomatoes , crushed by hand and juices reserved, salt , to taste

mayonnaise, sugar, apple cider vinegar, salt, cayenne , to taste, coleslaw mix, parsley, minced, cranberry sauce, divided, rye bread or 8 slices whole wheat bread, buttered on 1 side, swiss cheese, roast turkey, thinly sliced