7698 chelsea christmas buns Recipes

unsalted butter, unsalted butter, melted, brown sugar (1/3 cup and 2/3 cup), vanilla extract, pecans (chopped and divided 1/2 cup and 1 cup), puff pastry sheets, cinnamon, ground, nutmeg, freshly grated, salt

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self raising flour, mixed spice, butter, egg, beaten, milk, butter, extra, brown sugar, mixed chopped dried fruit (apricots, glace cherries, almonds, glace ginger, sultanas, currants, etc) or 1/2 cup nuts (apricots, glace cherries, almonds, glace ginger, sultanas, currants, etc), milk , for glazing

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

buns, dates, water, ground flax, almond flour, spelt flakes, chopped pecans (chopped fine ), cinnamon, olive oil, agave, water, soak dates ., blend with 1/4 cup water to make a smooth date paste., aside ., combine flax , almond flour (i use the dehydrated almond pulp left over from making almond milk), finely chopped pecans, and spelt flakes., in a separate bowl, combine date paste, olive oil, 1/4 cup agave and 1 cup water., mix wet ingredients into dry ., spread in a rectangle on a non-stick dehydrator sheet ., you want this to be a little less than 1/2 inch thick., dehydrate at 145 for 30 minutes., flip onto screen , peel off dehydrator sheet and dehydrate at 115 for another 20 minutes., while the bun is dehydrating , you will want to prepare the filling., young thai coconut (the white part ), cashews, almonds, raw agave, vanilla (not raw ), raisins, soak almonds and cashews for at least 3 hours to soften., place in food processor with remaining ingredients except raisins, process until smooth., stir in raisins ., assembly, place bun on parchment paper ., spread filling on bun ., you can spread to the edges on the long sides but leave an inch or two on the short sides., gently roll up the roll. slice and top with icing., icing, raw cashew butter, maple syrup (not raw ), cinnamon, water, mix all ingredients except water ., add water 1 tsp at a time to desired consistency.

hard-boiled eggs, chopped black olives, vegetable oil, ketchup, onions, garlic salt, green peppers, finely chopped, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, mild cheddar cheese, grated, salt, hamburger buns

bun, water, warm (105-115f), sugar, yeast , instant quick rise, evaporated milk , regular, 2% (105-115 degrees f), vegetable oil, salt , kosher, flour , all purpose, cheese , cubed cheddar, cheese , grated cheddar, glaze, egg, beaten, water, cheddar cheese, grated

bun , split crosswise, low-fat cream cheese, tomato, thinly sliced, sweet green peppers (rings), sweet red peppers (rings), cucumbers, green onion, chopped, leaves romaine lettuce, shredded, sharp white cheddar cheese or 2 slices cheese, of your choice, salt & freshly ground black pepper, carrot, cut into sticks, celery, cut into sticks

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices

christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water, red onion, thinly sliced, mint, leaves only, extra virgin olive oil plus 1/2 cup, red jalapenos or serrano chilis, seeded and roughly chopped, hot pepper flakes, capers, fresh anchovies (or sardines), red wine vinegar, head frisee lettuce, washed and spun dry

christmastide, by bessie trull law, while pines are bent with ice and snow, our firesides have a golden glow, reflected in the eyes that see, symbol of a christmas tree ., luscious cakes are baked and iced, fruit for stollens mixed and spiced, while stockings dangle side by side . . ., christmas stollen, place 4 cups flour, butter, tablesppon sugar and, salt in a bowl., mix as for pie crust., add 1 cup lukewarm milk and 1 cake of yeast which has been dissolved in a little warm water., add 3 beaten egg yolks ., let raise to double its bulk., in another bowl, place 2 cups of chopped candied fruit and nuts, and, flour ., mix until all fruit is covered with flour., add this to the raised dough, knead thoroughly and form into the desired shape.

spoons ( i bought about 10 from a local asian shop ), thickened cream, castor sugar, thick custard, warmed, christmas pudding, heated, handful of flaked almonds, toasted, chopped to decorate, grated orange zest to decorate

buns, milk, egg, beaten, butter, sugar, salt, flour, yeast, butter, cinnamon, brown sugar, sauce (optional), butter, brown sugar, milk