24 ari Recipes

eggs, butter or 1 tbsp margarine, chopped onion, smoked salmon or 1/4 cup lox, cut into chunks, cream cheese, preferably whipped, chives (to garnish )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

baking potatoes, cornstarch, water, fresh rosemary (or a combination, or 1 tsp dried) or 2 tbsp fresh thyme (or a combination, or 1 tsp dried), garlic, minced, salt, pepper, vegetable oil

dry adzuki beans, water, onion, finely chopped, stalks celery, thinly sliced, fresh herbs, finely chopped (rosemary, oregano, parsley, chives, basil, or a combination of your choice), bay leaf, garlic, finely minced, ground allspice, salt, white pepper

sweet potatoes or 1 lb yam, peeled and chopped, white potato, peeled and chopped, garlic cloves, skin removed and left whole, extra large bay leaf (or 2 small bay leaves), grated parmesan cheese, eggs, slightly beaten, salt & freshly ground black pepper (i use seasoned ), egg yolk, portabella mushrooms (about 4-5 inches in diameter), oil (more if needed), chopped onion, chopped fresh parsley, minced fresh rosemary (or a pinch of dry)

red potatoes , about 1 1/2 lbs. scrubbed, unpeeled, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, unpeeled, fresh rosemary , or a pinch of dried, salt and freshly ground black pepper

scones, sweet potatoes , about 1 lb, olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper, flour, chopped fresh rosemary or a pinch dried, melted butter, vegetable oil, for frying, caramelized onions, olive oil, butter, sliced spanish or sweet onions, granulated sugar, salt and freshly ground pepper, sherry vinegar, chicken stock, whipping cream, sage leaves , slivered

self raising flour, baking powder, os. of butter or margarine (as desired), caster sugar, eggs, almond essence to taste., milk if necessary to bring to a dropping consistency = a little only

marie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb, sweetened condensed milk, crushed pineapple, drained and squeezed, shredded coconut

chickpeas, rinsed and drained, red onion finely chopped, red bell pepper, finely chopped, a few ribs celery and leafy tops, chopped, garlic, minced or grated then grinded into a paste with salt, crushed red pepper flakes, rosemary, finely chopped , a few sprigs, red wine vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper

chicken, unsalted butter, carrots, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, fresh mushrooms, thinly sliced, all-purpose flour, chicken broth (reserve 5 cups of the poaching water from the chicken), frozen peas, dried sage, salt and pepper, egg, milk, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cold sweet butter , cut into 1/4 inch pieces, minced fresh rosemary (or thyme or sage or a mix), buttermilk

all-purpose flour, salt , plus, salt, butter, cut into small pieces, lemon juice, mascarpone cheese, ice water, pancetta, diced, fresh thyme, chopped (or rosemary, oregano, parsley, or a combination), leftover side dish vegetables (like sauteed mushrooms and shallots), cheese, grated (try a combo of smoked mozzarella and fontina), fresh ground black pepper, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, egg, lightly beaten

chickpeas, rinsed, strained, drained , and remove the papery shells, stock , preferably turkey, yellow onion, diced, celery ribs, diced, fresh garlic cloves, minced, carrots, peeled & diced, salt, pepper, olive oil, to garnish, rosemary , a few fresh sprigs, sage , a few fresh sprigs, thyme , a few fresh sprigs

swiss brown mushrooms, extra virgin olive oil, brown onions (for australians) or 1 small yellow onion, finely chopped (for americans), garlic clove, minced , depending on how much you like garlic, dried sage , a sprinkling, to taste (optional), dried rosemary , a sprinkling, to taste (optional), coarse wholemeal breadcrumbs (15 g), walnuts, coarsely chopped (60 g), pecorino cheese, grated (80 g), sea salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, thyme, leaves only

fresh ravioli filled with cheese, spinach or mushroom and cheese, salt, cornmeal , eyeball it, grated parmigiano-reggiano or romano, a couple of handfuls, nutmeg, freshly grated or ground, freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, butter, turkey cutlets , available in packaged poultry case, fresh rosemary leaves, chopped , the yield of a few sprigs, stripped, coarse black pepper, fresh bay leaves , 1 for each cutlet or small dried bay leaves, lemons , zested and juiced, dry white wine or dry vermouth, cooked rapine , recipe follows, extra-virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, onion, chopped, golden raisins , a couple of handfuls, fresh rapini , broccoli rabe, trimmed and coarsely chopped, salt, chicken broth or 2 cups water

marie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb (us) or 250 g gluten-free plain biscuits (us) or 250 g vanilla wafers (us), sweetened condensed milk, crushed pineapple, drained and squeezed, shredded coconut

garlic, minced, chopped fresh rosemary , plus a few sprigs, fine sea salt, red pepper flakes, bone-in center-cut pork loin rib roast (about 6 lb), lemon, halved, fennel, stalks and fronds removed

whole chicken, butter (or more ), dried rosemary (plus a bit extra), salt and pepper, to taste, lemon pepper , to taste, paprika , to taste, minced garlic, water, red potatoes, unpeeled and quartered, carrots, chopped, onion , chopped coursely (or quartered), olive oil , to taste