1012 worlds greatest fail Recipes

mashed potatoes from 2 medium potato, reserved potato water, butter, sugar, salt, water, active dry yeast, warm water (100 to 110 f), eggs, flour, butter, softened, sugar, ground cinnamon, powdered sugar, butter, softened, pure vanilla extract, milk

all-purpose flour, baking soda, white sugar, brown sugar, butter, vanilla extract, egg, semisweet chocolate chips

celery, sweet onions, carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, tomatoes, cored, green bell pepper , cut into 1 inch pieces, turnips, cubed, olive oil, garlic, bay leaf, whole black peppercorns, fresh parsley, chopped, water

corn oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, flour, fresh ripe roma tomatoes, pureed, seeded fresh jalapeno pepper, pureed, water (not broth!), salt, mexican oregano, crushed, ground black pepper, bay laurel leaf, ground cinnamon (optional ingredient ), ground cloves (optional ingredient ), fresh anaheim chilies or 6 large anaheim canned chilies or 6 fresh pasilla chiles or 6 fresh poblano chiles, water, salt, white vinegar, mild cheddar cheese (this is my personal preference) or 6 oz monterey jack cheese, separated eggs, flour (plus 1 tbsp for egg yolk mixture), salt, canola oil, for frying, sour cream, fresh cilantro

butter or 4 tbsp margarine, onion, chopped, mushrooms, chopped, ground sirloin, salt, fresh ground black pepper, a-1 steak sauce, flour (for dredging), olive oil (preferably extra-virgin), kaiser rolls, lightly toasted, cheese , of your choice (optional), sour cream (optional)

corn oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, flour, fresh ripe roma tomatoes, pureed, seeded fresh jalapeno pepper, pureed, water (not broth!), salt, mexican oregano, crushed, ground black pepper, bay leaf, ground cinnamon

yukon gold potatoes, coarse salt, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, dijon mustard, chopped fresh dill, fresh ground pepper, celery ribs, peeled and thinly sliced, chopped vidalia onions, scallions, thinly sliced, hard-boiled eggs, chopped

bread or 1/2 french baguette, eggs, milk (preferably 2%), cinnamon, nutmeg (this is for you to decide!)

light brown sugar, unsalted butter melted, ground cinnamon divided, fresh cranberries, tart apples peeled cored and thinly sliced, raisins, french bread cut into 1 slices, eggs, milk, pure vanilla extract

orange juice, pineapple juice, brandy, triple sec, vodka, zinfandel (higher quality is better), lemon juice, seltzer water, orange, limes, sugar

macaroni, elbow or 1 lb rotini pasta, carrots, shredded, onion, finely chopped, sweetened condensed milk, sugar, vinegar, miracle whip, salt, pepper

tomato sauce, tomato puree, tomato paste, water, crushed bay leaf, olive oil, italian sausage, garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, mushrooms, sliced (about 1 1/4 cups), onion, peeled and chopped (about 1/2 cup), parsley, chopped, black olives, chopped, salt, granulated sugar, dried oregano, dried thyme, dried rosemary, dried basil, black pepper, eggs, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, shredded (ab 2 cups), fresh parmesan cheese, divided (ab 1 1/3 cups), uncooked lasagna noodle

cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda, salt, eggs (beaten ), creamed corn, canola oil, sour cream

yeast, sugar, warm water, olive oil, salt, warm water, flour

milk, frozen strawberries, sugar, lemon juice (optional), strawberry yogurt, tray ice cube (16 cubes )

bacon, monterey jack cheese, toasted rustic country bread (pain de campagne), mayonnaise, tomatoes, leaves butter lettuce (yes, its called butter lettuce ), butter, egg

olive oil, onions, chopped, shallot, chopped fine, dried thyme, balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, coarse salt, fresh ground pepper, sour cream, cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, celery salt

whole wheat macaroni, butter or 3 tbsp oil, onion, chopped, leek, halved and sliced, garlic, minced, ham, diced, frozen spinach, thawed and drained well, flour, salt, pepper, turmeric, milk, shredded cheddar cheese, divided, tomato, sliced