9786 well done right Recipes

fresh uncooked broccoli, chopped into 1 inch pieces (equivalent of 1 bunch), bacon , well done & crumbled (easy cook works just fine), purple onion, diced, grated cheddar cheese, red wine vinegar, sugar, mayonnaise

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

canned chicken, tomato sauce (crushed ), red hot sauce, salad dressing , kraft light done right! ranch dressing, sour cream

tortilla , flour, turkey breast, mozzarella cheese, leaf romaine lettuce, salad dressing , kraft light done right! ranch dressing

center-cut pork chops (bone-in ), vegetable oil (canola), self-rising flour, salt, black pepper, paprika

tri-colored pasta, cucumber, peeled, seeded, and chopped, green onions, chopped, cubed marbled colby-monterey jack cheese, pepperoni, cut in half, italian dressing (i use kraft light done right house italian)

beef tenderloin steaks (4 oz each), onion, thinly sliced (3/4 cup), italian dressing (kraft regular italian or light done right!), sour cream, horseradish

standing rib roast or 5 lbs prime rib roast, cracked black pepper, garlic cloves, quartered, garlic salt

morel, water, salt, lard, eggs, milk, cake flour, club soda, black pepper, salt

curly pasta, pepperoni, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, green onions, chopped, sliced olives, cheddar cheese, cut in 1/4-1/2 inch cubes, bernsteins cheese fantastico salad dressing

well trimmed, 1 1/2-inch thick, rib-eye steak, coarsely ground black pepper, coarse salt ( sea salt or kosher salt), granulated garlic, (not garlic powder ), melted butter, chopped onion, canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, bock beer (recommended : rahr bucking bock), rare : 135 degrees f, rare : 145 degrees f, degrees f, well done : 170 degrees f

good quality white bread, crust removed and cut into 1/4-inch pieces, milk, salt, ground black pepper, garlic clove, minced, steak sauce (like a-1), lean ground chuck (or ground turkey), sliced cheese, hamburger buns

spinach, grilled chicken, black olive, onion, chickpeas, kraft light done right! ranch dressing

russet potatoes , scrubbed (about 4 medium), unbleached all-purpose flour, more for kneading and rolling, kosher salt, egg, lightly beaten

shredded romaine lettuce or 6 cups napa cabbage, pea pods (about 6 oz), baby corn, drained, boneless skinless cooked chicken breast halves, sliced, red pepper , cut into thin strips, kraft light done right catalina dressing, soy sauce, hot pepper sauce

fettuccine, uncooked, light cream cheese spread, reduced-fat caesar salad dressing (kraft light done right classic caesar reduced fat dressing), flour, low-fat milk, smoked ham , cut into short strips, grated parmesan cheese

orange marmalade, ketchup, brown sugar, onion, butter, chili powder, vinegar, worcestershire sauce, hot pepper sauce, chicken wings