21 using mouths Recipes

carrots, chopped, celery, chopped, minced onion, minced garlic, chili powder, cumin, lemon pepper, bay leaf, fat-free low-sodium chicken broth (three 14-oz cans), tomato, onion, rotel original diced tomatoes, rotel diced tomatoes with lime and cilantro, fat free chicken breasts, chopped (you can use canned , but i would recommend emptying chicken into strainer first and rinsing thoroughl), frozen corn (again, if you use canned , please rinse well to get rid of that sodium!), fresh arugula

beef shoulder, black pepper, olive oil, beef stock, dry red wine (i use merlot), chopped parsley (fresh or dry ), salt, minced garlic (heaping), onions (chopped into large pieces), baby carrots (1 bag), red potatoes, stewed tomatoes (include juice), italian salad dressing

olive oil, worcestershire sauce, low sodium soy sauce (use only low-sodium ), minced fresh garlic, onions or 2 small green , chopped, fresh ground black pepper, dried rosemary (can use less ), a-1 steak sauce, steak seasoning , spice (any brand will do, i use club house ), rib eye steaks (or a little smaller, or use steaks of choice)

buttermilk, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, salt, dijon mustard, minced garlic, fresh ground pepper, red pepper sauce (tabasco), elbow macaroni, shredded carrot, radish, halved and sliced, cucumber, peeled, quartered, seeded, and sliced (use spoon to hollow out the seeds), sliced green onion, chopped parsley, chopped fresh dill (i ve only used fresh) or 1 tbsp dill weed (i ve only used fresh)

ground beef (a mixture of 1 lb and 1/2 lb ground pork will work well also), egg, slightly beaten, grated parmesan cheese, breadcrumbs (or use enough to hold the meat together (no dry breadcrumbs just soak 3 slices of bread in the 1/3 ), fresh minced garlic (or use 1 tsp garlic powder or to taste), salt (or to taste, i use 2 tsp seasoned ), fresh ground black pepper, milk (can use up to 1/2 cup milk), dried oregano (optional, or to taste), chopped fresh parsley (or 2 tbsp dried parsley)

beef brisket, salt and pepper, prepared smokey barbecue sauce (can use more, bottled or homemade ), fresh minced garlic, onions, sliced thinly, onion soup, undiluted, dry red wine, ketchup, brown sugar , packed

eggs, whole milk, butter, flour, salt, sugar, cornstarch, salt, eggs, whole milk, real vanilla, butter, melted, chocolate syrup (i use hersey s)

sugar, full-cream milk, golden syrup, cocoa, butter (or extra if using skim milk)

vegetable oil, bone-in skinless chicken thighs (or use boneless ), orange juice, pineapple juice, cornstarch, soy sauce, light brown sugar, minced fresh ginger, cider vinegar, ketchup, dry crushed red pepper, garlic cloves, minced, cooked rice , kept warm, chopped green onion, green tops only

butter , melted gently in the microwave, vegetable oil (canola, corn, whatever. even light olive oil works well & is very healthy), brown sugar (packed), real vanilla extract, milk, egg, white whole wheat flour (such as king arthur-this makes for a much better cookie than just plain whole wheat flour), all-purpose white flour, salt, baking soda, semi-sweet chocolate chips (i use ghirardelli, they taste richer), oats (old-fashioned or quick, or 1 cup coarsely chopped pecans or if you wish for neither add more chocola)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

beef, cut into chunks, lipton onion soup mix, cream of mushroom soup, red wine (i use the cheap cooking wine, and it still turns out mouth-watering) or 2 cups burgundy wine (i use the cheap cooking wine, and it still turns out mouth-watering)

english muffin, split in half, pizza sauce, more to taste, mozzarella cheese, shredded, cheddar cheese, cut out 2 ovals (can use american ), black olives, sliced, turkey pepperoni , 4 of these sliced in half for the mouth

whole wheat flour (atta), salt, water , to knead, ghee or oil, to shallow fry (use for authenticity), fresh carrots, peeled and grated, cheddar cheese, grated, salt, pepper, red chili powder, fresh mint leaves, finely chopped, fresh coriander leaves, finely chopped

flour, wheat germ, wheat bran, cinnamon (or more ), salt (or less ), baking soda, butter (do not use margarine), oil (not olive), brown sugar, raw sugar, vanilla sugar, eggs, instant oats, granola cereal (without raisins and nuts)

make sure the shortening and baking powder or baking soda are fresh., measure the ingredients carefully to ensure your biscuits will rise well and be light and fluffy., cut the shortening into the flour using a pastry blender , two table knives, or a wire whisk until the mixture looks like fine crumbs. thoroughly blending the shortening and dry ingredients produces flaky biscuits, make biscuits the same thickness , roll the dough between 2 dowel rods or sticks, 1/2 inch thick and 14 inches long., push the biscuit cutter , dipped in flour, straight down into the dough for even-sized biscuits. cut biscuits as close together as possible., if you don tsp have a biscuit cutter , use a sharp knife or use cookie cutters for fun shapes

vegetable broth, onion, chopped, chopped tomatoes, green chili, hand full cilantro (or more if you like the taste ), corn, black beans, rinsed, red enchilada sauce, chopped garlic, cumin, pepper (helpful tip ( if you don tsp want to use salt use braggs amino acid ) or salt (helpful tip ( if you don tsp want to use salt use braggs amino acid ), cubed chicken (i use quorn brand ), flour tortillas, frying oil, oil (for frying ), avocado, sour cream, shredded cheese

high-gluten bread flour (or all-purpose flour), uncooked polenta (coarse , not cornmeal), cayenne pepper, ground black pepper, dried parsley flakes (or 3 tbsp chopped fresh ), granulated garlic (or 3 tbsp crushed fresh ), active dry yeast (proofed in 4 tbsp warm water), sea salt, diced red bell pepper (i usually use the tj pepper medley), louisiana hot pepper sauce (often use half this amount for milder mouths) or 4 tbsp tabasco sauce (often use half this amount for milder mouths), water