524 turtle wisdom Recipes

wisdom for all foodies, dieters, and the entire human race, anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying ..., a.a. milne, if you want to look young & thin hang out with old fat people ..., j. eason, eat caramels rather than chocolate creams calories are worked off by extra chewing ..., what you eat standing up doesn tsp count ..., best remedy for a fever is a snowcone..., coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts ...., there are no calories in what you eat off of other people s plates ..., crumble up your cookies. cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies, there is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears...., health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding !), there are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children s leftovers...., remember , you re all alone in the kitchen and no 1 can see you ..., julia child, diet coke cancels out french fries ..., last , but not least, if no 1 sees you eat it.....you didn tsp, chocolate.....it s not just for breakfast anymore

dried black turtle bean, softened (or black beans), chicken broth, dried onion flakes, canned green chili pepper, bacon, cooked and chopped, corn, drops tabasco sauce, ground cayenne pepper, ground cumin, flour, water

roasted soybeans or 1 1/2 cups unsalted peanuts, raisins or 1/2 cup dried cranberries, nestle sugar-free turtles , coarsly chopped

german chocolate cake mix, butter or 3/4 cup margarine, melted, evaporated milk, divided, chopped pecans, semi-sweet chocolate chips, turtle candies

unsweetened cocoa, food cake mix, chocolate instant pudding mix, eggs, milk, canola oil, vanilla extract, chocolate extract, instant coffee granules, semisweet chocolate morsels, chopped pecans, ready-to-spread cream cheese frosting, canned dulce de leche, turtle candies, ready-to-spread chocolate fudge frosting, dulce de leche ice cream topping, pecan halves, toasted

ritz crackers (or any buttery round cracker), melted butter, instant jell-o oreo pudding, instant jell-o chocolate pudding, turtle tracks ice cream(softened ), cool whip

unsweetened cocoa, food cake mix, chocolate instant pudding mix, eggs, milk, canola oil, vanilla extract, chocolate extract, instant coffee granules, semisweet chocolate morsels, chopped pecans, ready-to-spread cream cheese frosting, canned dulce de leche, turtle candies, ready-to-spread chocolate fudge frosting, dulce de leche ice cream topping, pecan halves, toasted

instant yeast, white sugar, warm water (110 degrees f), hot milk, butter, egg, all-purpose flour, salt, raisins for decorating

vanilla wafer crumbs, unsalted butter, individually wrapped caramels , unwrapped, evaporated milk, chopped pecans, cream cheese, white sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, semisweet chocolate chips

active dry yeast, warm water, sugar or 2 tsp honey, salt, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, raisins, egg, water

turtle , cut into 2 to 4-inch pieces, vinegar, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, eggs, separated, olive oil or 2 tsp vegetable oil, salt, vegetable salt

cornmeal, flour, onion salt, roteserrie chicken seasoning, smoked paprika, cajun spices, eggs, water, turtle , cut into bite sized pieces, peanut oil (for frying )

food cake mix, buttermilk, canola oil, eggs, turtle candies, chopped, unsweetened cocoa powder, heavy cream, caramel topping , from a jars, milk chocolate frosting

snapper turtle, cleaned, rinsed and medium diced, all-purpose flour, butter, red wine, chopped celery, chopped onion, chopped carrot, minced garlic, beef stock, water, plus 2 tbsp, divided, worcestershire, cornstarch, paprika, allspice, freshly minced parsley leaves, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, tomato paste, kosher salt, freshly ground white pepper, sherry, for garnish

cake flour, sugar (or equivalent), black walnut extract (or extract of your choice ( i used black walnut), boiling water (nuked in the microwave), firm tofu, drained and squeezed of liquid, sugar (or equivalent), pecans, toasted, finely chopped, vanilla extract, water , if necessary, to make creamier, cocoa , sifted ( turtle ) (optional), boiling water ( turtle ) (optional), caramel candies (i used werther s), nonfat milk, nonfat milk

cookie dough , such as refrigerated at the market, soft cream cheese, whole eggs, cornstarch, granulated sugar, rum extract, turtle candies, chopped into chunks (waggoner chocolate s cashew dainties), cashews , dainties, caramel sauce (jarred can be used to save time)

sugar, unsweetened cocoa, water, butter, flour, milk, sugar, salt, egg whites, sugar, warm turtle sauce, caramel sundae syrup, chopped pecans, toasted

butter-flavored cooking spray, sugar, unsweetened cocoa, water, margarine, all-purpose flour, low-fat milk, sugar, salt, egg whites, sugar, warm turtle sauce