5642 turn walk away crock Recipes

olive oil, dijon-style mustard, dried thyme or 1 tbsp fresh thyme, chopped, dried rosemary or 1 tbsp fresh rosemary, chopped, salt & freshly ground black pepper, lemon, halved, roasting chickens , rinsed under cold water and dried, onion , cut into thick slices, red potatoes, washed (but not peeled )

beef, cut into chunks, lipton onion soup mix, cream of mushroom soup, red wine (i use the cheap cooking wine, and it still turns out mouth-watering) or 2 cups burgundy wine (i use the cheap cooking wine, and it still turns out mouth-watering)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

turkey breast, thawed, if frozen, chopped onion, chopped celery, salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper, chicken broth, gravy, turkey broth , from crock pot, chicken broth, flour

roasting chicken (choose 1 that will fit into your crock pot comfortably, and serve your size family), seasoned salt, aluminum foil , balls (or about 4-5 foil covered potatoes, scrubbed clean, or if using foil balls only, make them the size )

new potato, quartered, enough to cover the bottom of your crock pot, baby carrots, onion, cut into wedges, minced garlic, thyme, rosemary, salt and pepper, bottom round steaks or 4 lbs rump roast, red wine, beef stock, baby bella mushrooms (optional), flour, cold water

lanas zesty crock pot dip, ground beef, sausage, onion chopped, cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, rotel (drained ), velveeta cheese, taco seasoning mix, brown beef , sausage and onions., drain well and place in crock pot ., add remaining ingredients to crock pot and heat., serve warm with tortilla chips .

beef roast (rump works best), onion, dry onion soup mix, seasoning, any you might want to add

chicken breasts, mushroom soup (if your crock pot cooks slow, like mine you may want to add only half of this) or 1 (10 1/2 oz) can chicken broth (if your crock pot cooks slow, like mine you may want to add only half of this), pepper , does not need extra salt, onion, sliced, bacon, chopped (or pancetta), gorgonzola

corn tortillas (whatever size fits in your crock pot) or 1 (14 oz) package flour tortillas (whatever size fits in your crock pot), cooked ground beef or 3 cups shredded cooked chicken or 3 cups shredded cooked pot roast, enchilada sauce, cumin, light cream cheese, onion, chopped fine, shredded cheddar cheese or 2 cups monterey jack pepper cheese

beets , scrubbed, root intact, olive oil, shallot, chopped, raspberry vinegar, beet juice , from the crock pot, lettuce, to garnish

chuck roast, cubed in 2-3 inch cubes, approx 6 oz uncooked wide egg noodles, condensed mushroom soup, beef broth , fill empty can with warm water and add to crock pot., sour cream, salt , pepper to taste

two to three lb. beef chuck roast (use your crock pot to determine size), onion quartered, peeled baby carrots, peeled potatoes (sliced in halves) lengthwise, salt and pepper, beef boullion cube, stalk celery cut in pieces, onion soup mix, coca cola (i use coke), water

potatoes peeled & slice thin.dice green onion, chopped chives,sliced onions,parsley , velveeta cheese & cup of milk or a can cream of mushroom,garlic pow, der or minced garlic, pepper & salt ,and a crock pot

lean ground beef, onions or 2 large , chopped, chopped fresh garlic, celery ribs, diced, green bell pepper (seeded and chopped , can use 2 small peppers), dried red chili pepper flakes (optional or to taste add in for some heat), beef broth or 1/2 cup water, tomato sauce, ketchup (or use bbq sauce), brown sugar (or to taste), cider vinegar, yellow mustard, chili powder, paprika, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt (or to taste), black pepper (or to taste), flour (add in for the crock pot only), hamburger buns (sliced in half ), cheddar cheese (optional and to taste)

boneless country-style ribs, favorite barbecue sauce, onion, cut in wedges for bottom of crock, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, cajun spices, chili powder, onion flakes, black pepper

whole chicken (half the size of your crock pot), green beans (or any of your liking)