2537 traditional house Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

raisins, currants, sultanas, prunes, pitted and chopped, citrus peels, finely chopped, sliced almonds, freshly grated nutmeg, ground mixed spice, ground cinnamon, ground almonds, salt, fresh breadcrumbs or 12 oz cake crumbs, soft brown sugar, butter, softened, eggs, beaten, brandy or 4 tbsp rum, stout beer , such as guinness

a finalist in the 2001 nestle toll house share the very best recipe contest , this dessert was submitted by juilee decker of cleveland, ohio. a scrumptious blend of raspberry preserves, nestle toll house premier white morsels and toasted almonds tops a rich, buttery cookie crust to create an irresistible cookie bar., amazing arazza-ma-tazz bars, butter or margarine, nestle toll house premier white morsels, divided, eggs, granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, almond extract, seedless raspberry jam, toasted sliced almonds, preheat oven to 325o f. grease and sugar 9-inch-square baking pan., melt butter in medium, microwave-safe bowl on high (100%) power for 1 (or less) minute; stir., add 1 cup morsels ; let stand., do not stir ., beat eggs in large mixer bowl until foamy ., add sugar ; beat until light lemon colored, about 5 minutes., stir in morsel-butter mixture ., add flour , salt and almond extract; mix at low speed until combined. spread 2/3 of batter into prepared pan., bake for 15 to 17 minutes or until light golden brown around edges. remove from oven to wire rack., heat jam in small, microwave-safe bowl on high (100%) power for 30 seconds; stir. spread jam over warm crust. stir remaining morsels into remaining batter. drop spoonfuls of batter over jam. sprinkle with almonds., bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until edges are browned. cool completely in pan on wire rack. cut into bars.

flour, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed, vanilla extract, eggs, water, toll house semisweet chocolate morsels, chopped nuts (optional)

house seasoning, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, southern fried chicken, eggs, water, hot red pepper sauce, self-rising flour, pepper, house seasoning, chicken, cut into pieces (i have used boneless , skinless chicken breasts and thighs, works great), oil, for frying , preferably peanut oil, i did not use this much hot sauce. (i m wimpy!) i heard her say on tv that you only need enough to thurn the egg mixture orange...for some reason i am thinking i used 3 tsp. hot sauce

uncooked white rice, sesame oil, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, shrimp - peeled and deveined, diced ham, chopped cooked chicken breast, stalks celery, chopped, carrots - peeled and diced, green bell pepper, chopped, green peas, egg, beaten, soy sauce

salt, red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, dijon mustard, pepper, olive oil, minced garlic clove, scallion, minced finely, chopped parsley

fresh minced carp (not frozen). remember: this is the traditional recipe. remove head and bones for the sauce., chopped onion, salt, sugar. ( yes! you read it right )., pepper ., eggs, spoons of matzoh meal . if you can tsp find it , use bread crumbs, head and bones of the carp , (or ask your butcher or fishmonger to do it for you )., sliced onion ., salt ., sliced carrots ., sugar ., black pepper ., water

flour, baking soda, salt, butter, softened (or margarine), granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed, vanilla extract, eggs, semisweet chocolate chunks , nestle toll house brand is recommended for this recipe, nuts, chopped

fat free vanilla ice cream or 1/4 cup coffee ice cream, maxwell house vanilla flavor instant cappuccino mix, hot skim milk

nestle toll house refrigerated chocolate chip cookie dough, cream cheese, softened, granulated sugar, nestle toll house choco bake pre-melted unsweetened chocolate flavor baking chocolate, nestle toll house semi-sweet chocolate morsels, melted

chicken or 4 veal cutlets, flour, butter, mushrooms, sliced, holland house marsala cooking wine, water, fresh parsley, chopped, rosemary

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, butter, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extact, nestle toll house milk chocolate morsels, nestletoll hous semi-sweet chocolate morsels, nestletoll house premier white morsels, chopped nuts

boneless sirloin steak, steak house-style marinade, salt, coarsely ground pepper

margarine or 2 tbsp butter, seasoning, packet (traditional chex brand party mix seasoning packet), your favorite chex brand cereals (corn, rice, and or or wheat), peanuts, prezel stick

house foods tofu shirataki fettuccine shaped noodle substitute, fat free sour cream, laughing cow light creamy swiss cheese, reduced-fat parmesan-style grated topping, salt (optional), black pepper (optional)

house foods tofu shirataki spaghetti shaped noodle substitute, reduced-sodium/lite soy sauce, cornstarch, granulated white sugar, chicken-flavored powdered consomm, quartered mushrooms, sliced zucchini, bean sprouts, chopped scallions, shredded carrots, frozen chinese-style stir-fry mixed vegetables

lettuce, pepper, parmesan cheese, vinegar, olive oil, sunflower seeds, tomato