16749 traditional christmas fruit kletzenbrot Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Rumtopf (Traditional German Fruit Preserve & Beverage)
    fruit (strawberries, plums, cherries, peaches, pears, ras... and
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    fruit (strawberries, plums, cherries, peaches, pears, raspberries, currants, blueberries, gooseberries, ...), sugar, rum (54%)
    1008 hour 1 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas Fruit Salad
    instant vanilla pudding, tang orange crystals and
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    instant vanilla pudding, tang orange crystals, pineapple tidbits, fruit cocktail, mandarin orange, maraschino cherry, walnuts
    30 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Fruit Bars
    eggs, icing sugar, melted butter, flour, baking powder and
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    eggs, icing sugar, melted butter, flour, baking powder, salt, chopped walnuts, chopped dates, mixed candied fruit, softened butter, icing sugar
    35 min, 11 ingredients
  • Non-Traditional Christmas Cake - No Cherries
    sultanas, currants, mixed dried fruit, coarsely chopped and
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    sultanas, currants, mixed dried fruit, coarsely chopped, orange , juice and zest of, crushed pineapple, brandy, plus extra for finishing, blanched almonds, unsalted butter, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla essence, almond essence, ground almonds, bread flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, mixed spice, nutmeg, brandy, extra for feeding cake (approximate)
    3 hour 40 min, 19 ingredients
  • Egg Nog Chezcak For Christmas
    leftover christmas fruit cake (for the base) and
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    leftover christmas fruit cake (for the base), yoghurt-cheese (or cream cheese), yoghurt (or sour cream), brandy, sugar, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla essence, cornflour
    1 hour , 9 ingredients
  • Toffee-topped Christmas Fruit Slice
    base, butter, at room temperature, sugar, egg yolk and
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    base, butter, at room temperature, sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, plain flour, mixed dried fruit, chopped glace cherries, plain flour, egg, brown sugar, brandy, vanilla, sugar, water, butter
    35 min, 18 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Fruit Fly/Gnat Trap
    fruit (or a piece of peel, any type), plastic wrap
    5 min, 2 ingredients
  • Fruit Cocktail Coffee Cake
    fruit cocktail , reserve 1/2 cup juice (or 2 cups of cut ... and
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    fruit cocktail , reserve 1/2 cup juice (or 2 cups of cut up fruit), egg, sugar, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, brown sugar, chopped walnuts
    50 min, 9 ingredients
  • Traditional German Christmas Fruit Bread - Kletzenbrot Traditional German Christmas Fruit Bread - Kletzenbrot
    dried pears, cut into 1/2-inch chunks and
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    dried pears, cut into 1/2-inch chunks, dried figs, cut into 1/2-inch chunks, dried prunes or 1 cup dried plum, roughly chopped, raisins or 1/2 cup sultana, candied orange peel, diced, candied lemon peel, diced, kirschwasser or 1/4 cup rum, water, granulated sugar, active dry yeast, unbleached whole wheat flour, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, vanilla (or seeds scraped from 1 bean), blanched almond, roughly chopped, walnuts, broken into large chunks, hazelnuts (some may be halved, leave others whole), butter
    32 min, 19 ingredients
  • Fruit  Spice Cake ( Not  a Christmas Fruit Cake!!!) Fruit Spice Cake ( Not a Christmas Fruit Cake!!!)
    canned fruit , with juice (i like peaches), oil and
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    canned fruit , with juice (i like peaches), oil, baking soda, cinnamon, sugar, flour, salt, nutmeg, raisins (optional), walnuts (optional), coconut (optional)
    1 hour 15 min, 12 ingredients
  • Nana's Traditional Christmas Steamed Plum Pudding with Hard Sauce Nana's Traditional Christmas Steamed Plum Pudding with Hard Sauce
    light molasses, melted butter, warm milk, eggs, beaten and
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    light molasses, melted butter, warm milk, eggs, beaten, all-purpose flour , plus additional for tossing fruit, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, candied mixed fruit (or diced dried fruit such as pineapple, pears, apples, and plums), raisins, brandy, holly sprig, for garnish, hard sauce , recipe follows, butter, sugar, salt, vanilla extract, brandy or rum
    2 hour 30 min, 19 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Rich Christmas Fruit Pudding Rich Christmas Fruit Pudding
    dried mixed fruit (dried fruit medley), raisins and
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    dried mixed fruit (dried fruit medley), raisins, soft dried figs, glace cherries, sultanas, currants, brandy, unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, marmalade (1 tblsp = 20ml), plain flour, mixed spice, ground ginger, bicarbonate of soda, fresh breadcrumbs, macadamias, chopped, dark chocolate chips, brandy, to serve (optional)
    4 hour 15 min, 19 ingredients
  • Scandinavian Christmas Fruit Bread (Julekage) Recipe Scandinavian Christmas Fruit Bread (Julekage) Recipe
    active dry yeast, warm water (105 to 115 degrees f) and
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    active dry yeast, warm water (105 to 115 degrees f), lukewarm milk (scalded , then cooled), granulated sugar, salt, ground cardamom, egg, shortening, raisins, cut-up citron or 1/3 cup mixed candied fruit, all-purpose flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened
    1 hour 45 min, 12 ingredients
  • Favorite Christmas Fruit Dainties Cookie Favorite Christmas Fruit Dainties Cookie
    shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt and
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    shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt, buttermilk, chopped dates, chopped candied cherries, candied pineapple, cut into small pieces, white raisins (i have trouble finding , usually use golden, but can use dark), retain small amount of flour to coat fruit and nuts, before adding
    12 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients




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