122 those hate Recipes

olive oil, garlic finely minced, red grape tomatoes halved lengthwise and pitted, yellow grape tomatoes halved lengthwise and pitted, whole basil leaves sliced chopped whatever, whole baguette sliced, butter , you heard me... 8., balsamic vinegar or 3

yukon gold potatoes (boiled and cooled till warm or room temp.), onion, finely chopped, mayonnaise, lemon juice, old bay seasoning, garlic powder, salt

fresh green beans (or frozen ), prosciutto, chopped, minced garlic, olive oil, vegetable broth, salt and pepper

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

yellow onion, diced, sliced white mushrooms, thick cut bacon, chopped, chicken livers , soaked in milk, drained, salt/pepper and flour, fresh grated nutmeg, dry red wine, dijon mustard, chicken broth, half and half, chopped parsley, egg noodles cooked according to package directions

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

skinless, boneless chicken breast meat - cut into chunks, vegetable oil, alfredo sauce egg noodles mix, canned asparagus, drained, italian-style diced tomatoes, drained, mushrooms, drained, grated parmesan cheese

red wine vinegar, white sugar, black pepper, dried dill weed, mayonnaise, cucumbers, scored and thinly sliced, stalk celery, thinly sliced, red onion, chopped, salt to taste

brussels sprouts, salt, extra virgin olive oil, hot red pepper flakes , or to taste, garlic, finely minced, nutmeg, or to taste, preferably freshly grated, freshly grated parmesan cheese

ground turkey, onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, red kidney beans, undrained, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, chili powder, garlic powder, oregano, cumin, paprika, black pepper, salt, water

liquid vegetable stock, red lentils , thoroughly washed and drained, garlic cloves, minced, onions, diced, red capsicums, diced, carrots, diced, celery, diced, spinach, chopped, tomatoes, diced, leek, chopped, mushrooms, chopped, green beans, chopped, fresh parsley, chopped, fresh oregano, chopped, fresh basil, chopped, fresh ground pepper, tomato paste, salt , to taste, shaved parmesan cheese, prosciutto , if wanted

ground beef, onion, diced, garlic clove, chopped, mozzarella cheese, shredded, italian style breadcrumbs, fresh parsley, chopped, egg, beaten, your favorite spaghetti sauce, tomato sauce, parmesan cheese, grated, jumbo pasta shells, cooked and drained, salt and pepper, to taste, dry red wine

dried garbanzo beans (absolutely not canned), onion, quartered, garlic cloves, stale bread, parsley, sweet red pepper, salt, black pepper, cumin, oregano, ground coriander, hot red pepper flakes, flour, baking powder, water, baking powder, water, vegetable oil (for deep frying), tahini , sesame seed paste, stir before measuring, garlic clove, crushed, lemon , juice of, water, salt, chopped parsley, tomato , slices (optional), dill pickle slices (optional), chopped parsley (optional), fresh spearmint (i hate to say optional, i think this is essential!) (optional)

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs