16 sauce treasure Recipes

boneless skinless chicken breasts , cut into bite-sized pieces, angel hair pasta, cooked, black olives, sliced, dried tomatoe, sliced, chopped, thai sweet chili sauce, sweet red, fresh asparagus, chopped, coconut oil, fresh basil, chopped, rice vinegar, plain, grated fresh ginger, chinese five spice powder, white pepper, kosher salt

eggplant, potato, green bell peppers, oil, separated, garlic cloves, green onions, soy sauce (to taste), sugar, water, separated, cornstarch

onions (coarsely chopped ), butter (may use olive oil), chicken stock, yellow squash (diced ), potatoes (diced ), carrots (thinly sliced ), fresh dill or 2 tsp dried dill, tabasco sauce, old bay seasoning, salt & pepper, worcestershire sauce, shrimp (cooked , sml or baby shrimp work best), sour cream (garnish ) (optional), dill weed (garnish ) (optional)

sausage, shredded sharp cheddar, lemon juice, soy sauce, dry biscuit mix (i like to get a low cal)

glutinous rice (naw mai), water, links pork sausage, chinese , slice half moon, links liver sausage , duck, chinese, slice half moon, barbecued pork, chinese and slice small cubes, shrimp, dried and presoak, black mushrooms, chinese , presoak and 1/4-inch cube, radish , salted, chinese, small cubes, water chestnut, 1/4-inch cube, bamboo shoot , soak and cut into 1/4-inch cube, frozen green pea, oil, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, white pepper, oyster sauce, cashew nuts

canola oil, broccoli stem (peeled , finely diced approx 1 1/4 lb. broccoli), diced carrot, diced red bell pepper, edamame (shelled and frozen ), corn kernel (fresh or frozen ), scallions, thinly sliced (both white and green parts), fresh ginger, grated, garlic cloves, minced, cooked brown rice, chilled, diced canadian bacon (4 oz), eggs, lightly beaten, low sodium soy sauce

potatoes (washed, unpeeled & cut into 1-in chunks ), olive oil, garlic cloves (peeled & sliced , about 1/3 cup), granulated sugar, balsamic vinegar, dry white wine, fresh basil (chopped ), ground black pepper, fresh parsley (chopped )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cooked rice, chopped celery, cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, chopped green onions, cream sherry, raw shrimp, lemon juice, crabmeat or 1/2 lb sea leg, worcestershire sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, dry mustard, melted butter or 2 tbsp margarine, fresh ground pepper

olive oil, onion, peeled and diced, coarse sea salt , to taste or kosher salt, garlic cloves, sliced, red bell pepper, diced, fresh asparagus, trimmed, cut in 1-inch pieces, baby portabella mushrooms, sliced, frozen peas, arborio rice, vegetable stock, warm (or 1 vegetable bouillon cube dissolved in 1/2 cup water or just use water if you need to), white wine, coconut milk, warm, minced fresh basil or 1 tsp dried basil, fresh mint or 1/2-1 tsp dried mint, fresh ginger, grated, soy sauce, thai sweet chili sauce, lime wedges, chives or scallion, chopped roasted cashew nuts or chopped roasted peanuts, cilantro, chopped, lime wedge

water, uncooked brown rice, kosher salt, bacon, diced, onion, chopped, stalks celery, diced, carrot, peeled and diced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, peas, corn kernel, almonds, raisins, firm apple, peeled cored and diced (granny smith or fuji), chopped cooked turkey or 1 1/4 lbs raw ground turkey, chicken soup base or 1 tsp chicken bouillon, soy sauce, chopped fresh parsley, ground black pepper

water chestnuts, sliced, drained, chicken breast, ground, green onion, chopped, soy sauce, flour, chinese hot mustard, carrot , julienned, chicken broth, garlic powder, dry sherry, frozen chinese pea pods

fresh ginger, frozen, thawed, dashi, water, littleneck clams , scrubbed, sweet white miso (shiro-miso) or yellow miso, red miso (aka-miso), soy sauce, green onion, thinly sliced

yellow cake mix, vanilla instant pudding mix, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, fresh ginger, minced, ground nutmeg, ground mace, salt, eggs, sour cream, evaporated milk, vegetable oil, golden raisin (chopped ), vanilla ice cream (optional), canned peach slices, drained (reserve 3 tbsps for sauce), butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, peach juice (reserved, see above), vanilla extract, dark rum