666 morning life Recipes

sliced white bread, sliced or shaved ham, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, dry mustard, black pepper, worcestershire sauce, tabasco pepper sauce, milk, butter or margarine, melted

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

marinade, garlic powder, onion powder, liquid smoke, red wine (or white ), coarse sea salt, paprika, crushed red pepper flakes, glaze, orange juice, honey, dark corn syrup, light corn syrup, rum or whiskey (yes, this makes them the life of the party, applesauce (do at the end to thicken this sauce), pepper sauce (try tabasco), jelly (i used grape & apple cause that s what i had on hand!), brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes (adjust to your heat quotient), paprika

as you slide down the banister of life , remember, laughter relieves stress ., stressed is desserts spelled backwards ., always have dessert first .

all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda, salt, grated carrots, apple - peeled, cored, and chopped, raisins, egg, egg whites, apple butter, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, toasted wheat germ

johnsonville mild italian sausage links, baguette , cut in two and sliced open, inside dough removed, roma tomatoes, diced, fontina cheese, shredded, dried red pepper flakes, whole eggs, pepper , to taste, shredded parmesan cheese, fresh chives, chopped

egg white, slightly beaten, sliced celery, chopped parsley, sage, red pepper, chopped onion, flour or 3 tbsp quick-cooking oats, salt, black pepper, lean ) ground turkey breast (5220), net from 8 oz fresh

morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes, green pepper, head garlic (need to roast until soft), submarine sandwich bread (of any kind), swiss cheese (or your fav.), cooking oil

chex cereal, cinnamon life cereal, pretzel nuggets, almonds, light brown sugar, butter, light corn syrup, baking soda, dried cranberries or 1 cup dried blueberries or 1 cup dried cherries

boneless leg of lamb cut into 1-inch pieces, olive oil, plus more for drizzling, garlic cloves chopped, red onions sliced, habanero chiles seeds and ribs removed, chopped, coriander seeds, ground cumin, chopped thyme, unsalted, roasted , skinless peanuts coarsely chopped, chicken stock, coconut milk, zest of 1 lemon, juice of 2 lemons, yukon gold potato peeled and cut into 1/2-inch cubes (1 cup), canned crushed tomatoes, dijon mustard, salt, chopped parsley, avocados each halved, peeled, pitted, and cut into 6 wedges, peanut oil, shiitake mushrooms sliced, ginger peeled and minced, garlic cloves chopped, sesame seeds, toasted sesame oil, roughly chopped morning glory (about 4 cups; see tip ), soy sauce, fresh lime juice, salt and freshly ground black pepper

chicken thighs (about 14 thighs and drumsticks) or 1 1/2 kg chicken drumsticks (about 14 thighs and drumsticks), tomato puree, tomato sauce, dry white wine, sunflower oil, soft brown sugar, garlic cloves, crushed, dried sage, dried thyme, drops tabasco sauce, salt and pepper

honey or clear raw agave, olive oil, charged water, non-gmo lecithin, sprouted red quinoa, irish moss, nut milk, sun-dried sea salt, golden ground flax, chopped brazil nuts, chopped almonds, chopped celery, chopped onion, brown flax or 14 cup chia flour, flax oil, olive oil, fresh dill, chopped fresh sage leaves, lemon juice, green onions, chopped, ground cumin, sun-dried sea salt, charged water, sun-dried tomatoes, tomato, sesame seeds or raw tahini, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, honey or clear raw agave, garlic, sun-dried sea salt, mustard seeds, honey or clear raw agave, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, brazil nuts, charged water, lemon, juiced, sun-dried sea salt, turmeric, paprika, garlic, water, turmeric, irish moss, apple cider vinegar, nutritional flakes, milk (recommended : beyond milk), salt, hemp seeds, freshly ground black pepper, paprika, pumpkin seeds, fresh romaine lettuce, for garnish, fresh tomato slices, for garnish, sliced red onion, for garnish

purchased angel food cake, marshmallows, vanilla frosting, sweetened flaked coconut, pastry bag; large star tip, 3 paper umbrellas, jellied octopus candy, chocolate seashell candy