110 ll Recipes

Ground sirloin, Ground chuck, Crushed ice, Seasoning, : (the only rub you ll ever need ), Cumin, Oregano, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Chili powder, Kosher salt, Paprika, Brown sugar

Shortening, Sugar, Eggs, Sour milk (drop of vinigar into milk), Baking soda, Salt, Flour, Vanilla, Peeled apples, chopped, Nuts, Butter, melted, Sugar, Cinnamon

Chopped fresh ginger (a large hand of the fresh root), Sliced meyer lemons (about 4 - 6 lemons, depending on size), Water, Sugar

Plain yogurt , preferably low fat but remember that the lower the fat percentage, the less tzatziki it ll make, English cucumber, peeled and shredded, Garlic cloves, crushed, Salt

Semi-sweet chocolate chips, Unsweetened baking chocolate (1 oz. each), Sugar, Butter flavor crisco (stick form or all-vegetable shortening form), Eggs, Salt, Vanilla extract, All-purpose flour, Baking soda, Peanut butter cups (not miniature. you ll need about 19-25 cups), Peanut butter chips

Carrot , scrubbed and sliced, Apricot jam, Butter, Lemon juice, Grated orange zest, Nutmeg

Lavender leaves, fresh & finely chopped , pesticide-free, i ll used dried (or 8 sprigs fresh lavender flowers), Superfine sugar, Unsalted butter (2 sticks), Lemons , zest of, Fine sea salt, Eggs, All-purpose flour , sifted, Blanched almond, ground, Fresh lemon juice, Sugar, Lemon juice (or as needed, about 1/2 large lemon)

Egg, Mayonnaise (i like hellman s real), Dijon mustard (i like maille brand), Worcestershire sauce, Old bay seasoning, Salt, Diced celery (you ll need 1 stalk), Chopped fresh parsley, Lump crabmeat, Panko breadcrumbs (i like the whole foods 365 brand for this recipe ), Canola oil

Christmas with louise, As a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., What they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., Year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, During rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., On christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., Next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., My grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., Boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., My grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., Dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., It was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

Ground pork breakfast sausage, Eggs, Condensed cream of mushroom soup, Milk, Sliced mushrooms, drained, Frozen potato slices, Shredded cheddar cheese, Salt and pepper, Extra cheese , in the casserole

Uncooked fettuccine or 12 oz linguine (can also use rice noodles, spaghetti, or any other noodle of your choice), Sliced red bell peppers (sliced in thin, long strips), Snow peas, trimmed and halved, Chopped green onion, Low-sodium low-fat chicken broth, Sesame oil, Reduced-fat peanut butter (or soy nut butter), Reduced sodium soy sauce, White vinegar or 1 tbsp rice vinegar, Grated gingerroot, Garlic, minced, Crushed red pepper flakes (i omit this), Cooked shrimp (or chopped cooked chicken breast)

Allspice, Scotch bonnet peppers, Ground cayenne pepper, Cumin, Cinnamon, Black pepper, Scallions, chopped roughly, Nutmeg, Dried thyme (or 3 sprigs fresh ), Garlic cloves, crushed, Sea salt, Lime juice, Pineapple juice, Brown sugar, Pork leg steaks (or use a pork neck)

Onion, finely chopped, Miracle whip, Cooked very well drained and mashed hubbard squash (you ll need 2 1-kg. bags,or 2 1-lb. bags of frozen squash) or 3 cups butternut squash (you ll need 2 1-kg. bags,or 2 1-lb. bags of frozen squash), All-purpose flour, Brown sugar, Salt, Baking powder, Nutmeg, Black pepper, Fresh breadcrumb, Melted margarine

All-purpose bleached flour (she notes: this flour is softer than unbleached flour and helps to make tender pancakes), Sugar, Salt, Baking powder, Baking soda, Buttermilk, Milk, Egg, Unsalted butter, melted, Vanilla extract, Vegetable oil for griddle, Variations, Lemon poppy seed pancakes : follow pancake recipe, whisking 1 tsp. of finely grated lemon zest and 1 tsp. of poppy seeds into the dry ingredients., Orange cardamom pancakes : follow pancake recipe, whisking 1tsp. of finely grated orange zest and 1/4 tsp. ground cardamom into the dry ingredients., Gingerbread pancakes : follow pancake recipe, substituting 4 tsps. of molasses for the sugar and adding it to the wet ingredients, then whisking 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon, 1 1/2 tsps. ground ginger and 1/8 tsp. ground cloves into the dry ingredients., Chocolate chip pancakes : follow pancake recipe, sprinkling 1 tbsp. of miniature chocolate chips over the uncooked side of each pancake as it cooks., Banana nutmeg : follow pancake recipe, whisking 1/2 tsp. nutmeg into the dry ingredients and dropping 5 or 6 thin slices of banana (you ll need 2 small bananas total) over the uncooked side of each pancake as it cooks., Ginger pancakes : follow pancake recipe, whisking 1 tsp. ginger into the dry ingredients and sprinkling 1 tbsp. of finely chopped crystallized ginger (about 1/2 cup total) over the uncooked side of each pancake as it cooks., Lemon blueberry : follow pancake recipe, whisking 1 tsp. finely grated lemon zest into the dry ingredients and sprinkling about 2 tbsp. frozen blueberries (you ll need about 1 cup total) over the uncooked side of each pancake as it cooks., Almond pancakes : follow pancake recipe, substituting 1 tsp. of almond extract for the vanilla extract., Corn pancakes : flowwow pancake recipe, reducing flour to 3/4 cup and whisking 1/2 cup fine yellow corn meal into dry ingredients, and sprinkling 2 tbsp. of frozen corn (about 1 cup total) over the uncooked side of each pancake as it cooks.

Cilantro, Red onion, chopped, Garlic cloves, Kosher salt (i ll use less), Cumin, Beer, Vegetable oil (i ll use coconut oil), Grain rice, Chicken broth, Frozen peas and carrot, thawed

Stewed tomatoes, Water, Ground beef (i ll be using ground venison), Chopped onion, Minced garlic cloves, Uncooked elbow macaroni, Salt, Pepper, Olive oil, Shredded parmesan cheese

A is for vitamin a. we all know that vitamin found in carrots, but it s also found in green vegetables like asparagus and artichokes, Asparagus , cut into 1 inch pieces, Artichoke bottoms (hearts) cut into quarters, B is for broccoli. former president bush was famous for not enjoying broccoli, but his wife barbara loved it, and she was dedicated to the cause of reading, all across this country. i hope you ll join me in thanking barbara bush for all of her work with literacy., Heads of broccoli (and their trimmed stalks ) cut into pieces, Is for carrots , yummy! i love carrots; they re sweet, crunchy and good for the eyes, teeth and bones., Carrots, peeled and cut into pieces, D is for daikon , a vegetable used a lot in asian cuisine. it adds a wonderful flavor to soup., Daikon, peeled and cut into pieces, Is for lemongrass , which is used a lot in asia. if you can tsp find it, you can substitute a little lemon juice, or a little of its peel., Minced lemongrass or 1/2 tsp yellow lemon peel, grated, M is for maize, the native american word for corn, Kernels of 3 ears of corn, N is for nutmeg, a wonderful spice that smells good too, Nutmeg, O is for onion. my favorites are the big white ones, the sweet yellow ones, and the spring green ones, White onion, peeled and diced, Yellow onion, peeled and diced, Green onions, diced, V is for vegetable; the vegetable of your choice that isn tsp in the pot yet (maybe cabbage, squash, bell pepper, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, garlic cloves, anything you can think of!), V is also for victory. while i stir this soup, i thank god for my victory over illiteracy. not only can i read wonderful recipes, i can write them too, for you to read and to enjoy preparing, W is for water, which won tsp be necessary if you cover the pot while the soup is simmering (this may be a good moment for you parents to explain to your kids how liquid evaporates, or rises in the form of steam)., If your pot is uncovered , add 1/4 cup water, If you plan to use a lid, you can chop some watercress or water chestnuts, to make sure that there is a w in the soup.

Head lettuce (shredded , you ll use most of 1 head), Frozen peas, Shredded carrots, Bacon (cooked crisp and crumbled), Stalks celery (chopped ), Green olives (sliced ), Water chestnuts, Roma tomatoes (chopped ), Freshly grated parmesan cheese, Hard-boiled eggs (sliced ), Best foods mayonnaise (enough to cover top layer and seal edges)