32156 dairy free christmas dinner Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Dairy-Free, Wheat-Free, Egg-Free Snickerdoodlesdairy-free margarine, sugar, vanilla, baking powder and7 Moredairy-free margarine, sugar, vanilla, baking powder, baking soda, mixed with, vinegar , plus, water, rice flour, soy flour, sugar, cinnamon10 min, 11 ingredients
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Dairy Free Tuna Noodle Casserolenon-dairy milk substitute, dairy-free margarine and10 Morenon-dairy milk substitute, dairy-free margarine, sliced mushrooms, onion, finely chopped, celery, finely chopped, flour, salt, pepper, dairy-free plain yogurt or 1 cup dairy-free sour cream, frozen peas, tuna, drained, egg noodles30 min, 12 ingredients
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Creamy Chocolate Frosting - Dairy Freedairy-free margarine, sugar, egg yolk, cocoa powder15 min, 4 ingredients
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Cookies - Dairy Freedairy-free margarine, creamy peanut butter, sugar and7 Moredairy-free margarine, creamy peanut butter, sugar, brown sugar, egg, beaten, vanilla, flour, baking soda, salt, your favorite jelly22 min, 10 ingredients
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Banana Frosting - Dairy Freedairy-free margarine, softened, banana, lemon juice, sugar10 min, 4 ingredients
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Mocha Frosting - Dairy Freedairy-free margarine, sugar, cocoa powder, instant coffee10 min, 4 ingredients
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Lorilyn's Dairy-Free Chocolate Buttercreamdairy-free margarine (nucoa brand), sugar and3 Moredairy-free margarine (nucoa brand), sugar, dutch-processed cocoa powder, vanilla extract, rice milk20 min, 5 ingredients
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Chocolate Mousse - Dairy Freedairy-free margarine, cocoa powder, cold water and2 Moredairy-free margarine, cocoa powder, cold water, eggs, separated, sugar20 min, 5 ingredients
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Dairy-free Triflecustard, egg yolks, sugar, soya milk, vanilla essence and7 Morecustard, egg yolks, sugar, soya milk, vanilla essence, trifle, sponge finger biscuits, sherry or berry juice, red jylly , prepared according to packet instructions, fresh strawberries, hulled and sliced, almond flakes, dairy-free cream , whipped1 hour 30 min, 12 ingredients
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Spinach and Mushroom stuffed chicken breast (DAIRY FREE)boneless skinless chicken breast, frozen chopped spinach and15 Moreboneless skinless chicken breast, frozen chopped spinach, butter (dairy free), sliced mushrooms, garlic cracked, whole shallot quartered, salt and fresh black pepper, goat cheese, mizithra cheese, nutmeg, olive oil, toothpicks, sauce, butter (dairy free), flour, white wine, chicken broth17 ingredients
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Soy Butter Cookies (Dairy-Free, Egg-Free, Wheat-Free)creamy soy nut butter, dairy-free margarine, softened and8 Morecreamy soy nut butter, dairy-free margarine, softened, sugar, brown sugar, ground flax seeds, water, vanilla, baking soda, brown rice flour, soy flour25 min, 10 ingredients
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Low Carb/Gluten Free/Dairy Free/Egg Free Chocolate Chip Muffinsground flax seeds, almond flour, coconut flour and11 Moreground flax seeds, almond flour, coconut flour, shredded coconut, unsweetened, ground flax seeds, warm water, baking powder, unbleached cane sugar, organic, drops liquid stevia (amount based on your desire for sweetness, i use 20 drops), oil (i used melted coconut or light olive ), vanilla powder, cocoa powder, semi-sweet chocolate chips , dairy free, water35 min, 14 ingredients
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