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  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Coffee Cake
    frozen yeast dinner roll dough (around 24, depending on s... and
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    frozen yeast dinner roll dough (around 24, depending on size. i buy 1 package of cloverleaf rolls), brown sugar, butterscotch pudding (not instant ), cinnamon, chopped pecans, melted butter or 1/2 cup margarine
    35 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Dinner Soup
    dried cranberries, butter, leek (finely sliced ) and
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    dried cranberries, butter, leek (finely sliced ), stalk celery (finely chopped ), onion (finely chopped ), chicken stock, bay leaf, fresh thyme sprig, cream, cooked turkey (diced ), salt, fresh ground black pepper
    1 hour 25 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Morn Casserole
    sausage, eggs, milk, salt, dry mustard and
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    sausage, eggs, milk, salt, dry mustard, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, sharp cheddar cheese, grated
    45 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Ribbon Salad
    sugar-free lime gelatin, boiling water, divided and
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    sugar-free lime gelatin, boiling water, divided, cold water, divided, sugar-free lemon gelatin, reduced-fat cream cheese, cubed, crushed pineapple, undrained, chopped pecans, sugar-free cherry gelatin
    20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Wreaths
    active dry yeast, warm water (110o to 115o) and
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    active dry yeast, warm water (110o to 115o), king arthur premium 100% whole wheat flour, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, cold reduced-fat butter, cubed, egg white, lightly beaten, warm fat-free milk (110o to 115o), chopped dates, chopped pecans, brown sugar, golden raisins, raisins, ground cinnamon, reduced-fat butter, melted, sugar, fat-free evaporated milk
    1 hour , 20 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Holly Wreath Clusters
    butter, marshmallows, corn flakes (i use gluten-free) and
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    butter, marshmallows, corn flakes (i use gluten-free), red cinnamon candies
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Snow Dessert
    sugar-free cool whip, splenda granular, sugar substitute and
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    sugar-free cool whip, splenda granular, sugar substitute, crushed pineapple , in it s own juice, drained (1 can), mashed bananas, lemon juice, chopped maraschino cherry, light sour cream, chopped pecans
    15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Wheat Free Christmas Pudding Wheat Free Christmas Pudding
    glace cherries, chopped, candied peel, chopped, raisins and
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    glace cherries, chopped, candied peel, chopped, raisins, sultanas, currants (i don tsp like raisins or so instead i use a total of 680g of sultanas), blanched almonds, chopped, gluten free breadcrumbs (rye breadcrumbs or rice breadcrumbs or corn breadcrumbs), vegetable shortening (shredded vegetable suet), ground cinnamon, ground mixed spice, fresh nutmeg, grated, allspice, eggs (or use egg replacer), orange , juice and zest of, lemon , zest of, armagnac or 140 ml brandy, rum, sunflower oil, for greasing
    6 hour 30 min, 19 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Free-Form Fruit Tart Free-Form Fruit Tart
    free-form tart shell (recipe to follow) and
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    free-form tart shell (recipe to follow), pastry cream (recipe to follow), fruit (see chef s note), glaze (recipe to follow) or confectioner s sugar for dusting, toasted sliced almonds or chopped pistachios, all-purpose , bleached flour (about 5 1/2 oz), sugar, salt, baking powder, cold, unsalted butter, cubed, egg, water, sugar, all-purpose bleached flour, salt, milk, egg, egg yolk, vanilla extract, soft unsalted butter, orange liqueur or kirsch, optional, apple jelly or apricot preserves, water or liqueur
    1 hour 50 min, 23 ingredients
  • Free-Range Chicken in Vinegar Lyon-style (Emeril Lagasse) Free-Range Chicken in Vinegar Lyon-style (Emeril Lagasse)
    free-range chicken or fryer, 3 1/2 to 4 lb, cut into 8 pi... and
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    free-range chicken or fryer, 3 1/2 to 4 lb, cut into 8 pieces, rinsed and patted dry, salt, freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, vegetable oil, garlic, unpeeled, good-quality white wine vinegar, tomatoes, peeled, seeded and chopped , about 1 cup, chicken stock, creme fraiche or heavy cream, chopped parsley, garnish
    1 hour 15 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Eve Cinnamon Buns Christmas Eve Cinnamon Buns
    frozen dinner rolls, brown sugar and
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    frozen dinner rolls, brown sugar, vanilla instant pudding mix, ground cinnamon, butter, melted
    35 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Rolls Christmas Tree Rolls
    tube(8oz)crescent dinner rolls, butter,softened, sugar and
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    tube(8oz)crescent dinner rolls, butter,softened, sugar, ground cinnamon, confectioners sugar, milk, red and/or green candied cherries
    20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Brunch,  Do Ahead  Eggs Benedict Christmas Brunch, Do Ahead Eggs Benedict
    english muffins, split, bacon and
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    english muffins, split, bacon, eggs, poached ,still slightly runny, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, flour, paprika, pepper, nutmeg, milk, swiss cheese, grated, dry white wine (or alcohol free), butter or 1 tbsp margarine, corn flakes, crushed
    1 hour 5 min, 13 ingredients




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