33962 christmas pork crock Recipes

boneless pork loin roast, apple, sliced, whole berry cranberry sauce, chicken broth, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, orange , zested

boneless and rolled pork loin, dry mustard, sherry wine , plus, sherry wine, soy sauce , plus, soy sauce, grated fresh ginger, garlic cloves, crushed, pineapple juice, crushed pineapple, water, brown sugar, cornstarch, parsley (optional), pineapple slice (optional)

pork butt, onions, ginger ale, barbecue sauce (i used 4 oz famous dave s texas pit and 12 oz zarda s original), light brown sugar, sugar, paprika, salt, pepper, dry mustard, cayenne

pork , any part will do i like mine wih little fat, applesauce , add more if you like my kids eat all of it, buttermilk , per lb meat

pork roast (or larger!) or 2 -3 lbs pork loin (or larger!), chicken gravy mix (3 dry packets, you can use less , but modify the water(1 cup per packet accordingly), italian herb seasoning (has to be durkee grill creations italian herb marinade mix, use 1/2 dry packet), water, extra virgin olive oil

pork shoulder or 3 lbs pork butt, chicken broth, hot, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, chili powder, medium hot, ground coriander, ground black pepper, lime juice, salt (to taste)

rolled boneless pork loin roast (or any cut pork roast), whole berry cranberry sauce, sugar, cranberry juice , plus, cranberry juice , for marinade, ground mustard, freshly cracked black pepper, cornstarch, cold water, sea salt (to taste)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pork tenderloin, mushrooms, canned, undrained, beef broth, cream of mushroom soup, lipton onion soup mix

pork,fresh ,loin,center rib roast, boneless, potatoes, onion, baby carrots, celery stalks, water

pork, apple, carrots, cabbage, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, potatoes, salt, pepper

pork roast, seasoning salt, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, condensed golden mushroom soup, cream of mushroom soup, beef consomme, fresh mushrooms (sliced or halved )

fresh pork loin , trimmed of all visible fat, cold water, kosher salt, plus extra, fresh thyme, divided use, olive oil, divided use, turnips, peeled and cut into 1-inch wedges, ground black pepper, pomegranate juice, divided use, arrowroot, stevia sweetener powder , to taste, cinnamon, chopped fresh tarragon, pomegranate seeds, coarse ground or stone-ground mustard, prepared horseradish

pork roast, coke, taco sauce (red ), cumin, brown sugar, green chili sauce, garlic powder, salt, onion flakes

pork steaks or 6 pork chops, vegetable oil, ketchup, water, vinegar, worcestershire sauce, salt, divided, chili powder, paprika, pepper, accent seasoning, onions, sliced very thin, pepper

pork chops, thick cut, bone in, onion soup mix, chicken broth, cream of chicken soup, pork gravy mix

pork shoulder or 1 cushion cut pork, beef broth, stubb mild barbecue sauce, hamburger buns