2073 christmas herring Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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herring in wine sauce, drained and cut into 1/2 inch slic... and11 Moreherring in wine sauce, drained and cut into 1/2 inch slices, potatoes, peeled,diced,cooked (3 cups), onions, minced (1 cup), tart apple , pared,cored,and diced (1 cup), diced cooked beet, chopped dill pickles, red wine vinegar, sugar, water, pepper, lettuce leaf, egg, hard-cooked,sliced25 min, 12 ingredients
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pickled beet, sliced and diced small drain and reserve li... and13 Morepickled beet, sliced and diced small drain and reserve liquid, pickled herring , pieces 6 oz jars wine-flavored drained and diced small, green apple, cored and diced small (unpeeled ), new potato, cooked and diced small (unpeeled ), diced cooked beef or 1/2 cup veal, yellow onions, peeled and diced small, chopped dill pickles, reserved beet liquid, distilled white vinegar, sugar, fresh ground black pepper, salt, heavy cream, hard-boiled egg yolks, chopped or grated10 min, 14 ingredients
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herring fillet (8 fillets), apple cider, sea salt and15 Moreherring fillet (8 fillets), apple cider, sea salt, fresh ground pepper, rapeseed oil, radishes, roughly chopped, apples, roughly chopped, sea salt, fresh ground pepper, all-purpose flour, low-fat milk, butter, apple cider, fresh horseradish, shredded, flat-leaf italian parsley, chopped, salt, fresh ground pepper, chopped flat-leaf italian parsley , shredded horseradish35 min, 18 ingredients
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Christmas Time Herring Saladherring , in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced and6 Moreherring , in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced, granny smith apple, peeled, cored, and chopped, dill pickle, chopped, sour cream, sugar, distilled white or wine vinegar, garnish: dill fronds , as desired, or chopped and sprinkled atop the salad8 ingredients
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Herring Fillets in Oatmeal With Apples and Rhubarbherring fillets, flour, egg, beaten, oatmeal, cooking oil and3 Moreherring fillets, flour, egg, beaten, oatmeal, cooking oil, apples, butter, rhubarb30 min, 8 ingredients
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Herring With Chopped Eggssoak time for herring 2 hours, matjas herring, eggs and5 Moresoak time for herring 2 hours, matjas herring, eggs, onion (a sweet 1 is preferred), red onion, mayonnaise, pack of plain yogurt, grated parmesan cheese8 ingredients
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Herring And Beet Canapésherring with sour cream & chives and7 Moreherring with sour cream & chives, tidbits , place on plate and keep refrigerated until assembly, natural sour cream, balsamic vinegar, butter, softened, beets, cooked and diced in 1/4 cubes (may used canned, drained and diced), fresh chives, snipped into small pieces with a scissors, cocktail pumpernickel bread , 2 x 2 x 1/420 min, 8 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Herring Bloody Maryparts) vodka of your choice, parts) clamato juice and11 Moreparts) vodka of your choice, parts) clamato juice, horseradish heaping teaspoon, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, fresh lime juice, pickled herring marinated in wine sauce, wine sauce from herring jar, celery salt, fresh ground pepper, whole wedge fresh lime, whole green olives, toothpick8 min, 13 ingredients
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Oma Trudy's Herring Saladherring in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced and6 Moreherring in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced, granny smith apple, peeled,cored and coarsely chopped, dill pickles, chopped, sour cream, sugar, distilled white vinegar, fresh dill or 1 sprig parsley (to garnish)24 hour 10 min, 8 ingredients
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Chunky Herring Spreadherring fillets, in wine sauce (or tidbits), sour cream and5 Moreherring fillets, in wine sauce (or tidbits), sour cream, cucumber, chopped, leek, chopped (save some thinly sliced rings for garnish), red bell pepper, finely chopped, celery seed, ground red pepper10 min, 7 ingredients
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Herring Salat (Ostfriesen Version)beets, sliced, potatoes, boiled and peeled, dill pickles and7 Morebeets, sliced, potatoes, boiled and peeled, dill pickles, apples, cored and peeled, meat, cooked (left over chicken, beef, veal, or turkey), herring fillets, in wine sauce, capers, mayonnaise, light, mustard, spicy brown is best, egg, hard boiled, for garnish1 hour , 10 ingredients
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Silodka Pod Shuboy: Herring, Potato, Beet Saladherring fillets, thick and salted, potatoes, carrots and4 Moreherring fillets, thick and salted, potatoes, carrots, beets, eggs, mayonnaise, onion, sliced thin (optional)50 min, 7 ingredients
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Prepared Herring in a Cranberry Yogurt Sauceherring in wine sauce, drained and3 Moreherring in wine sauce, drained, cranberry sauce , whole berry, plain yogurt, red onion, sliced thin2 min, 4 ingredients
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