20931 christmas herbed crab Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

herb flavored cheese (recommended : boursin), minced crabmeat (may use imitation), uniform sized mushrooms, stem removed, phyllo pastry (will need at least 18 sheets), butter, melted, salt and freshly ground pepper, egg, beaten

crab cakes, crab cake mix , prepared as directed on the box using a 1 lb can of refrigerated crab meat or fresh picked crab meat from the legs, with the addition of 1 egg to the mix, peanut or canola oil for frying, butter for frying, dipping sauce, mayonnaise, sour cream, tastefully simple fiesta party dip mix, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, dry mustard, dried cilantro, dried minced onions, garlic powder

crab stuffing, olive oil, minced onion, minced green onion, minced garlic, minced celery, minced green bell pepper, shrimp stock or water, crab meat, drained, bread crumbs, peppercorn sauce, beef broth, cracked black pepper, whiskey, heavy cream, steaks, filet mignon steaks, bacon, cooked lightly, salt and cracked black pepper to taste, olive oil, garlic, minced, minced shallot, crimini mushrooms, sliced, whiskey, dijon mustard

crab cakes, jumbo lump blue crab meat, organic texas bay shrimp, egg whites, fresh cilantro (chopped ), fresh chives (chopped ), grey sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, sauce, honeydew melon, green curry, ohio honey, grey sea salt

crab , dill and mandarin pastry cups, x 310 g (11 oz) tins of mandarin segments (drained), pastry cups, crab meat, mayonnaise, fresh cream, fresh dill chopped, fresh dill sprigs (for garnish ), zest of 1 lime, sea salt, black pepper

crab cakes, unseasoned breadcrumbs, divided, mayonnaise, egg, beaten, dijon mustard, green onion, white and green parts, finely chopped, worcestershire sauce, seafood seasoning, fresh lump crab meat , picked over for cartilage, pure canola oil, for frying, sauce, apricot preserves, water, lemon juice, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon

crab meat , defrosted, or 1 can, cooked peas, fresh pea sprouts, dressing, zest of 1 orange, freshly squeezed orange juice, olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper

canned crab meat, original miracle whip, minced fresh parsley, minced fresh tarragon, minced scallions, low-fat cream cheese, eggs, beaten, dijon mustard, english muffins, split and toasted, tomato

honey, dijon mustard, lemon, juiced, canola oil, fresh picked crab, chopped cilantro, chopped flat leaf parsley, basil chiffonade, shallot, minced, salt and white pepper to taste, sheets of yaki-nori

honey, dijon mustard, lemon, juiced, canola oil, fresh picked crab, chopped cilantro, chopped flat leaf parsley, basil chiffonade, shallot, minced, salt and white pepper to taste, sheets of yaki-nori

crab benedict, english muffins, split, toasted and buttered, crab cakes (recipe below ), poached eggs - this website tells how http://www.wikihow.com/poach-an-egg, hollandaise sauce (recipe below ), crab cake, lump crab meat , picked over to remove cartilage try not to break up the crab meat too much., mayonnaise (i use hellman s), sour cream, whole-grain mustard, old bay season, few dashes of worcestershire sauce, egg, lightly beaten, hollandaise sauce, egg yolks, cold water, warm clarified butter, fresh lemon juice, hot red pepper sauce (optional), salt and ground white pepper to taste

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

herb vinaigrette , recipe follows, salmon fillets, skin and pin bones removed, kosher salt, freshly ground white pepper, dijon mustard, chopped fresh assorted herbs such as basil , chervil, chives, tarragon, dill, or any other herb of your choice (we used 2 (1-oz) packages emeril s seafood roasting herb blend), clarified butter or olive oil, water, tarragon , basil, or other herb vinegar, minced shallots, minced garlic, assorted chopped fresh herbs (combine basil, tarragon, cilantro, parsley or oregano), kosher salt, turns freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, olive oil, assorted greens (such as frisee , spinach, arugula, or other salad greens), washed and patted dry, water, kosher salt, white pepper

crab cakes, cracker meal, egg beaten, milk, lump crab meat , pick through it to find any shells, heaping tbsp of crab boil seasoning , i think old bay is the best., baking powder, a handful flat leaf parsley, chopped, lemon zested plus 1 lemon cut into wedges, rib celery from the heart, finely chopped, several drops worchestershire sauce, several drops hot sauce , i like cholula brand, mayo, vegetable or canola oil for frying, roasted red peppers, drained or 1 large freshly prepared 1, mayo, prepared chili sauce

crab cakes, lump crab meat, panko bread crumbs, mayonnaise, diced red onion, fresh italian parsley, washed and finely chopped, salt, white pepper, roasted red pepper cream sauce, olive oil, shallot, finely minced, red peppers , roasted, peeled, seeded and pureed, dried thyme, salt, cayenne, heavy cream, parmesan cheese

crab and shrimp chowder, thanks bizzare foods, sweet red pepper, diced, stalks celery, diced, baking potatoes, unpeeled and diced, raw chopped shrimp, fresh crab meat, corn kernels, unsalted butter, qt chicken stock (i think they use some crab/shrimp stock also, but go ahead and experiment)