16260 christmas carol ham Recipes

fully cooked boneless ham , cut into eight slices, brown sugar, unsweetened pineapple juice, white vinegar, ground mustard

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ham , with bone, water, carrot, sliced into large chunks, onion, quartered, stalks celery, coarsely diced, dried parsley, crushed, bay leaf

ham (sliced thin deli works best), cheddar cheese, grated, bread dough (i use kittencal s hamburger/burger buns)

ham and noodle casserole with vegetables, milk, egg, separated, margarine, melted, divided, pepper, good cooked ham cut into 1/2 inch cubes, your choice) vegetables, cooked noodles (medium width), salt, cheese for topping (your choice ), preheat oven to 375 degrees ., in small mixing bowl combine milk , egg yolk, 2 1/2 tsp margarine, and the pepper, mixing thoroughly, add ham and noodles and stir well to thoroughly combine. in separate bowl beat egg white with salt until stiff but not dry; gently fold into noodle mixture., stir in vegetable choices ., grease 2 cup casserole with remaining margarine and spoon noodle mixture into casserole., lightly top with cheese , if desired., bake until browned on top , 45 to 50 minutes.

meaty smoked ham shanks or ham hocks, cold water, onion, chopped (2 cups), carrots , cut crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick slices, celery ribs, cut crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick slices, garlic cloves, crushed, turkish or 1/2 california bay leaf, dried thyme, crumbled, black peppercorns

ham bone , meaty, water, onion, chopped, bay leaves, potatoes, diced, garlic clove, chopped, ham, diced, pinto beans, kidney beans, butter, milk, pepper, cornstarch or instant potato flakes

ham, maraschino cherries , cherryies cut in half, cherry juice, cola, prepared mustard, pineapple , chunked, apple juice, jalepeno ground pepper, brown sugar

ham bone with plenty of meat left on it, green split peas, carrots, finely chopped, onion, finely chopped, water, ham concentrate

ham, ground, pork, ground, eggs, milk, cracker crumb, vinegar, water, cold, dry mustard, brown sugar

leg ham, whole black peppercorn, red onion, peeled and cut into wedges, scotch bonnet chilies, halved, celery, roughly chopped, leek, roughly chopped, thyme, cinnamon stick, fresh bay leaves, cinnamon, allspice, ground nutmeg, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, garlic cloves, peeled and chopped, red onions, peeled and quartered, scotch bonnet chilies, stalks removed, dark rum, malt vinegar, thyme , leaves picked, fine cut marmalade, golden rum

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

ham (half butt, on sale), honey dijon mustard, brown sugar, cola (the real thing), dried navy beans, onion, diced, mayonnaise, pickle relish, onions, minced, worcestershire sauce

ham, white wine, carrot, peeled and shredded, onion, peeled and cut into fine shreds, garlic clove, minced, celery , cut into fine shreds, cauliflower , cut into fine shreds, leaves lettuce, shredded (best with a good leaf lettuce), butter , no substitutions, cooked dried lima beans (sub canned lima beans or butterbeans, rinsed and drained, if you wish), dry white wine, salt and pepper, to taste (take caution not to over if serving with ham, the meat will be y enough to add piquancy to tsp)

ham (jenny-o turkey ), butter, french onion soup, minute rice, water

ham steak or slice of leftover baked ham, brown sugar, crushed pineapple with juice