14 breakfast lunch Recipes

pillsbury pie crusts, breakfast sausage, eggs, cheddar cheese

dried porcini mushrooms or 1/2 cup other dried mushroom, your choice (1/2 oz), water, seven whole grains and sesame pilaf mix (for breakfast, lunch or dinner) or 1 (6 1/8 oz) box rice pilaf mix, olive oil, italian turkey sausage link , cut into 3/4 inch slices, onion , cut in eights, dried rosemary, salt, garlic, crushed, button mushroom, quartered, shredded carrot, chopped parsley, ground black pepper

deli ham (lunch meat), potato, eggs, cheddar cheese, black pepper, tabasco sauce, butter or 1 tbsp margarine, sour cream

bagel, egg, cheddar cheese , kraft singles (other cheese works too), deli turkey or 2 slices deli ham or 2 slices deli roast beef, any lunch meat

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

rice cakes (you know those things that look like styrofoam), tomatoes, hot sauce, parmesan cheese, grated, salt and pepper

extra-virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, bulk breakfast sausage , such as maple sausage, sweet potato , scrubbed clean, cut in 1/2 lengthwise, thinly sliced into 1/2 moons, red onion thinly sliced, divided, chili powder , 2/3 palm full, ground cumin , 1/3 palm full, ground coriander , 2/3 palm full, salt and pepper, yellow vine ripe tomatoes, seeded and diced, jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped, chopped fresh cilantro , a palm full, lime, juiced, chopped flat-leaf parsley , a few handfuls, grated manchego or extra-sharp cheddar, butter, eggs

lunch-sized brown paper bag, bacon, frozen hash browns, egg, pointy stick

eggs, milk, shredded cheese, stadium salsa (or more !), flour tortillas, microwavable hashbrowns patties, any lunch meat (i prefer ham), salt and pepper to taste

sour cream, bread, green onions, chopped, process american cheese, hard-boiled eggs , cut into 1/4 inch slices, bacon, cooked & drained, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened

potatoes, diced, onion, diced, leftover meat , beef or pork roast, steaks, chops etc, chopped, eggs, garlic pepper, grated cheese , what ever kind you have in the fridge in whatever amount you like, peppers-hot or sweet , left over veggies, mushrooms, olives, herbs or what ever strikes your fancy.

flour tortilla, egg, bacon, sausage, hash browns, shredded cheese, salsa you choice