7 breakfast lunch and dinner Recipes

pillsbury pie crusts, breakfast sausage, eggs, cheddar cheese

dried porcini mushrooms or 1/2 cup other dried mushroom, your choice (1/2 oz), water, seven whole grains and sesame pilaf mix (for breakfast, lunch or dinner) or 1 (6 1/8 oz) box rice pilaf mix, olive oil, italian turkey sausage link , cut into 3/4 inch slices, onion , cut in eights, dried rosemary, salt, garlic, crushed, button mushroom, quartered, shredded carrot, chopped parsley, ground black pepper

potatoes, shredded fine (or 4cup frozen hashbrowns), sausage, crumbled, cooked & drained, day-old white bread, cubed small, eggs, onions or 1 medium onion, diced, milk, shredded cheddar cheese, mrs. dash seasoning mix (or 1/2 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. pepper & if desired 1/2 tsp. dry mustard)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

potatoes, diced, onion, diced, leftover meat , beef or pork roast, steaks, chops etc, chopped, eggs, garlic pepper, grated cheese , what ever kind you have in the fridge in whatever amount you like, peppers-hot or sweet , left over veggies, mushrooms, olives, herbs or what ever strikes your fancy.