Tequila Cookies Recipe

Directions:

1. First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality.
3. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
4. At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
5. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
6. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
7. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.