Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe

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Tequila Christmas Cake
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Ingredients
10
Count
Nutrition
291
Calories
Total time
20
Minutes
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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of water
  • 1 cup of sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup of brown sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 bottle tequila
  • 2 cups of dried fruit

Directions:

  1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
  3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
  4. Turn on the electric mixer.
  5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
  7. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
  8. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  9. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  10. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
  11. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry> it loose with a drewscriver.
  12. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
  13. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
  14. Check the tequila.
  15. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
  16. Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  17. Greash the oven.
  18. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  19. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  20. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
  21. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 291.24 Kcal (1219 kJ)
Calories from fat 15 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 1.67g 3%
Cholesterol 62mg 21%
Sodium 596.6mg 25%
Potassium 368.05mg 8%
Total Carbs 85.74g 29%
Sugars 27.58g 110%
Protein 2.17g 4%
Vitamin C 361.7mg 603%
Iron 0.5mg 3%
Calcium 696.7mg 70%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 197.84 Kcal (828 kJ)
Calories from fat 10.19 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 1.13g 3%
Cholesterol 42.12mg 21%
Sodium 405.29mg 25%
Potassium 250.02mg 8%
Total Carbs 58.24g 29%
Sugars 18.74g 110%
Protein 1.47g 4%
Vitamin C 245.7mg 603%
Iron 0.4mg 3%
Calcium 473.3mg 70%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Find out how many calories should you eat.

Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 6
    Points
  • 10
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • low fat,
  • saturated fat free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium

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