Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies Recipe

Directions:

1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
2. Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
3. Cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
4. Large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
5. Point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just
6. In case.
7. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
8. And chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
9. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
10. Pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
11. Tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check
12. The Jose Cuervo.
13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
14. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
15. Oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
16. Forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
17. Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
18. Dishwasher.
19. CHERRY MISTMAS!